eggs

right in front of your salad.
potentially emotionally dependent.
parallel play enjoyer.
unstable (β-decay).
perturbed system (chaotic attractor).

[eggs @_eggsnbacon]

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[eggs @_eggsnbacon]

idea para serie: los personajes se encuentran con un arbol caido y terminan en un pueblo misterioso. pero el plot twist es que se cuentan las cosas y resuelven el misterio en 3 capitulos

[All day Astronomy @forallcurious]

JUST IN🚨: New mycologist theory says you're a mushroom having human experience — and it kind of make sense

[eggs @_eggsnbacon]

intentando instalar una cuck chair en mi cuarto pero la butaca es demasiado grande y no entra :(

[eggs @_eggsnbacon]

he cambiado la racha del duolingo por la de tinder y yo pensaba que estaba mejorando

[elaa @ekcwla]

este mes gay no se sintió tan gay

[eggs @_eggsnbacon]

hoy en llevando tradiciones a madrid que no son de madrid: 9/11

[ArturoCrosby @ArturoCrosby]

Hace unos 15 minutos se oyó una explosión en la torre de Moeve, en la 4 torres en Madrid

[mire⁷⋆˚🌷is seeing ari & ateez ִֶָᐟ✧⭑saw bts & txt @min__yoogi]

te parecen bien 47 grados centigrados

[eggs @_eggsnbacon]

apparently i keep doing this with men

[✮ @areheon]

the older pokemon games had me talking to every single npc because what if one of them gave me something smh

[🏳️‍🌈 Out Of Context International Dubs 🏳️‍🌈 @OutOfContxtDubs]

Show: Code Lyoko
Language: Croatian

[REX🫒 (Summer vibes edition 🏝) @zskg97]

Me estoy meando encima 😂

[eggs @_eggsnbacon]

me af (both)

[bertha kate bush fan🩵✨ @fucksaintsatine]

SHE REALLY TASED HIM FOR BLASTING PINKY UP IM CRYINGG 😭😭😭

[bertha kate bush fan🩵✨ @fucksaintsatine]

SHE REALLY TASED HIM FOR BLASTING PINKY UP IM CRYINGG 😭😭😭

[eggs @_eggsnbacon]

el minirreto de la semana es sacarte una fotobiceps que no sea en el preacher

[𓆰shotiss𓆪 @gateteporro]

dildo de tralalero tralala

[kitze the 🐐 @thekitze]

ok i take this back, it’s actually the other way around!!!

disneyland is temu slop compared to this…

so calm and whimsical, full of greenery and water, no disney baitmerchslop, rides are awesome, lines are short, no disney adult freaks, way better for small kids

10/10 experience so far

[eggs @_eggsnbacon]

esto me ha animado a pedirle a mi jefe una reunion de evaluacion porque mas ridiculo que esto no es posible que haga

[Nacho Diez @nachxdeu]

esto tiene que ser de coña jajajaj

[eggs @_eggsnbacon]

pain au chocolat but au chocolat is silent

[sam @samlereyeee]

How do u pronounc this w out embarrasing urself

[eggs @_eggsnbacon]

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[Cartoon Base @TheCartoonBase]

‘CODE LYOKO’ will officially return after 19 years.

A sequel is currently being written with the entire original team returning.

[eggs @_eggsnbacon]

i-

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

your mother is a narcissist

your father is emotionally stunted

you’re neurodivergent

& you thought you’d die young, but you didn’t