Disgraced American insurgent, Stanford Dole, is arrested for his participation in a failed coup against the Hawaiian Kingdom. He is tried in court & found guilty of treason. He is placed under house arrest & eventually deported back to America.
1893, Honolulu.
I hate the fucken Easter Bunny (Sonny). I smelt something stink like 2 days ago and I couldn’t figure out wtf it was. Then it kept getting worse I asked Sonny to move the couch AND GUESS WHAT. There was a whole ass rotten egg under the couch. The Easter Bunny has been canceled.
Sonny & I have raised our kids with 0 help. In the last year, we started sending them to O’ahu on some of their school breaks to spend time with family. I hate being away from them for so long 😭💔 but they’re having a blast
I feel like moving back to Oʻahu is cheaper than flying back every month, sometimes twice a month for all da family tingz. Also I pay out my ears and nose for child care and gas
How did dis fat football baby turn in to dis handsome buggah? How is dis handsome buggah already old enough to play football? 😩 where does the time go dude
I have a wishlist on Amazon of stuff that I want but won’t buy myself right now. My husband found it and always randomly buys things off of it cuz he knows I won’t buy it for myself 🥹 I love this man 🥰
just britney spears and christina aguilera casually shading eminem while introducing whitney houston who enters the stage singing in acapella with spike haired p!nk and jenny from the block doing a standing ovation. the most iconic 57 seconds ever
If I ever stop talking to you & remove you from my life, I hope you understand how hard it was for me. I have a bad habit of holding onto the little bit of good in people, no matter how bad they clearly are for me. So if I don’t fw you anymore, it’s bc you pushed me far past my limits.
Lili is constantly bullied at school, by BOYS and I’m so over it. I’ve called the school and bitched so many times and nothing is done. Her daddy told her “Punch that faka in the nose and I’ll deal with your school & the boys parents when they call me to pick you up” 🙃