smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd

5'4 | MPSN | feminist | weird & slightly unhinged | lover of dad jokes & one dark skinned man | lover of music, art, ice-cream, caprisonne & cold grapes

[smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd @_eiife]

....from them

[A Comet ☄️ @TheIfedolapo]

You hear some pastors talk and just know their wives have never had an orgasm.

[smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd @_eiife]

@weird_sznn Lol. I own gold so he knows I can afford it.

[smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd @_eiife]

Was showing off my new gold earrings to my lover and told the idiot that they're not real gold only for the bastard to say "you wey no guide, where you wan see am before".

[smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd @_eiife]

@bussy_colomanII https://t.co/Umu3ac46CU

[smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd @_eiife]

Actually, I'm going to make him pay for them since he has a big mouth. He needs to put his mouth where his money is 👍🏿.

[smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd @_eiife]

@SirMicheal_ First time you'd be supporting me. It's a really good day.

[smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd @_eiife]

@AyoolaTuga Well, he did 👍🏿

[Nans @nansbello]

7 more students have been kidnapped in Zamfara!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd @_eiife]

Actually, I'm going to make him pay for them since he has a big mouth. He needs to put his mouth where his money is 👍🏿.

[smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd @_eiife]

For my next trick, I'm going to get them in real gold 👍🏿.

[Z 👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏾 @buttacup_x]

Unfortunately for me the only time I have been kissed this month is in my dreams
This is so homophobic

[. @rousvaultt]

mais c’est quoi votre obsession à vouloir obéir un être humain vous êtes des chiens ou quoi

[H. @perfectioncraze]

Looked at my neck this morning and instantly desired an aggressive hickey.

[smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd @_eiife]

Got a corset and wow🙊. I feel like me going a size smaller would have been the greed they spoke about in the Bible.

[iAmSolution_Now! @hyzinkfm]

I never imagined I would be making this kind of plea.

My wife, Dasola, went in for a Caesarean Section to deliver our baby, but what should have been the happiest moment of our lives suddenly became a fight for survival.

She developed severe sepsis after surgery, leading to

[Nans @nansbello]

These are the names of some of the children kidnapped in Borno state on Friday 15th May 2026. We don’t even still have their complete names. But at least we have someone. Immortalize their names and ingrain their names in the minds of the people.

[prin 𖤍 @velcrolezbo]

boy moms and the way they nurture and enable their son’s abusive tendencies 😍

[smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd @_eiife]

has suffered a lot. A whole lifetime of suffering. But I'm glad my siblings and I can make her happy.

Alhamdulillah.

[smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd @_eiife]

My mother is going to be 60 tomorrow and I'm glad I didn't off myself all those times I felt like I no longer belonged here because she wouldn't be this happy if one of her children was dead.

Little price to pay tbh because she looks really really happy and this woman

[smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd @_eiife]

@temmiloluwa_ 😭

[smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd @_eiife]

I think it's quite iconic that I was born in pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd @_eiife]

@weird_sznn Idiot

[smd. aikytbiawidhadbihapdimd @_eiife]

and

[bami.xx @bamiixoxo]

moving woman needs a lot of money.