eishaan

i don't open twt

[eishaan @_eishaan]

I wish i could run across a beach into my own arms.

[eishaan @_eishaan]

free playstation.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

If you’re an Indian auto rickshaw driver, especially one from Delhi, then please don’t take this the wrong way, because I realise it could seem most disrespectful, although I assure you that it definitely isn’t intended as such, but you’re all lunatics.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I’m in India, so I would say this. But papad is an essential enabling technology in our quest for world peace.

I’ve also had a few Kingfishers.

[eishaan @_eishaan]

@narendramodi happy valentine's day modiji

[eishaan @_eishaan]

@Malhar69420 @elonmusk bing chilling

[dapr @dapr]

Joined @G2esports

[eishaan @_eishaan]

@aevnum @Divyaaaa_x i have only one 911.

[I did a thing @ididathing1]

Spider bit me near my cock. I hope it gets bigger

[eishaan @_eishaan]

@Zellsis @GeorgeCGed 💀💀💀

[yay @yay]

Yashwatthama “yay” Yadav is an Indian professional Valorant player for Optic, an American electrical sports ( e-sports) organization. He is also known as El Diablo aka the demon because of his mafia connections in his hometown, Haryana.

[eishaan @_eishaan]

@Governor_Val @yayFPS

[eishaan @_eishaan]

The time has come. I am finally 18.

[eishaan @_eishaan]

The masculine urge to adopt 20-25 midgets when they're babies when i turn 18 and then take them into the middle of a forest and build them a sanctuary then i will leave them to survive but every two weeks, i go to their "village" and they think I'm their god and worship me.

[eishaan @_eishaan]

@MostJelly @Divyaaaa_x @aevnum 👏🏻👏🏻

[xQc @xQc]

@LIRIK Spawned in perfect. Well done

[eishaan @_eishaan]

@aevnum @Divyaaaa_x did someone just say comrade?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Saying "fuck" when you're in pain can measurably boost your pain tolerance