Christiaan Douma

devops/squad member @ING. jack of all trades and always thinking about new technologies

[Christiaan Douma @_el_jefe]

@ATRightMovies It could have been like this in an alternative universe

[Christiaan Douma @_el_jefe]

#chatgpt has already proven it's use! :)

[Stephane Rouault @StephaneRouault]

Harnassing the power of OpenAIs GPT, we can finally find out, who would win in a fight, Neo or Superman:

https://t.co/w0IFkaAInN

[Stephane Rouault @StephaneRouault]

Harnassing the power of OpenAIs GPT, we can finally find out, who would win in a fight, Neo or Superman:

https://t.co/w0IFkaAInN

[Christiaan Douma @_el_jefe]

It got the animal in 14 questions..

[Christiaan Douma @_el_jefe]

Let's play a game. I have an object, animal or person in my mind. You ask questions to determine what it is.

I can reply w/ yes/no. You must ask yes/no questions

#ChatGPT :

Understood! Here's my first question: Is the object, animal, or person you're thinking of living?

[Christiaan Douma @_el_jefe]

@CryptoTycoon_GP @cz_binance

Completed

[青 羽 @tudoujk]

We are excited to announce CryptoTycoon will be available for #publicsale on platforms such as #JulSwap, #BurgerSwap, #DODO, #MantraDAO, #Helmet, etc. from May 20th to 25th, 2021💥.

Link: https://t.co/UVERfvG6ls

Get ready to get BIG🧡!!
@cz_binance
#BSC #Launchpad #CTT

[Christiaan Douma @_el_jefe]

@mediamarkt_nl hoi ik heb zoals gevraagd jullie een DM gestuurd maar nu hoor ik een daflg niets meer..

[Christiaan Douma @_el_jefe]

@mediamarkt_nl Hoi, ik ben bij jullie een melding gedaan afgelopen zondag van de zaterdag ervoor geleverde wasmachine die niet goed werkt. Ik heb nu geen wasmachine en wel een met de dag groeiende was. Een wasmachin is een primaire levensbehoefte met 3 kndr.

[Christiaan Douma @_el_jefe]

@jannabrummel cool!

[Christiaan Douma @_el_jefe]

@albertheijn wellicht een idee om op de korte bon bij de zelfscan ook de aantal zegels te zetten.

[Simon Wardley @swardley]

X : We're more complex than Netflix
Me : Yes ... you have fewer users, less geographic reach, less of an inventory, less scale, less bandwidth, poorer uptime, docile competitors and most importantly, a much higher willingness to do nothing major whilst retirement approaches.

[Christiaan Douma @_el_jefe]

#hybridcloud @burrsutter
Microservices vs serverless

Future is changing even more.

[Christiaan Douma @_el_jefe]

#hybridcloud @burrsutter

FaaS explaination. How cool

[Christiaan Douma @_el_jefe]

RT @Mans_M: #HybridCloud @burrsutter is giving an awesome talk at @ingnl_werkenbij together with @RedHat

Yep, cool stuff!

[Rohit Gupta 🇮🇳🇳🇱 @RohitGupta027]

Great talk @burrsutter #hybridcloud

[Christiaan Douma @_el_jefe]

@burrsutter #hybridcloud Nice presentation. Great to be here!

[Christiaan Douma @_el_jefe]

@_el_jefe: @burrsutter #hybridcloud @ing
Cool!

[Jacques Vaucanson @jaqx0r]

Thread, me leading into burnout

[Rich Rogers @RichRogers_]

"A full-stack developer is one who can add technical debt to any layer of the application." - @RealNickJacques