✨Elbows and Knees✨

money may not buy you happiness, but it may buy you a better quality of misery.

[barbieskie @Barbieskie_]

Thing is I’ve never said an Asian slur or Latino slur by accident but when it comes to black peoples it’s ok??

[Yesterday i was DL @MiintCondition]

Mfs got a gym in their apt building and don’t go LMFAOO

[START MENU 🖥️ @Gottimode]

Ngl I’m surprised this movie not talked about enough this was a good ass movie

[A. @abbsoul]

It’s only Tuesday and it has felt like an entire week.

[rodri do bahia city 🇱🇺 @rodri_ecb]

eu facilmente seria a pessoa que chega o mais cedo possível pra ir embora logo

[Lerato Moremi🤍 @I_Kimberraxie]

It would definitely ruin mine .

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

ppl who can drive while the seat belt noise is going off are psychopaths

[Mr. Fir$t 48 @officialdswift]

I got so tickled at this picture because all I heard was “Hotlanta” 😂😂😂

[So be it @Suzuki_Bj]

Mind you people did not hesitate to take this. But had every question and doubt in the world about vaccines.

[Disco 💙💙💙 @modisemoletsane]

I don't know who needs to hear this but a 2-4% salary increase is NOT a raise.

[rova @rovabtw]

Imagine making $80k during the $20 full tank, $500 apartment, $5 footlong era?

[✞𓃗. @iam___jj]

“Finally a day off”

The day off:

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

KALSHI KALSHI POLYMARKET DRAFTKINGS FANDUEL FANDUEL PRIZEPICKS DRAFTKINGS KALSHI ok what if i had a gun?

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

HR just emailed me and said I’m the only person who hasn’t filled out their “anonymous” survey yet

[𝓂 @marosakhi]

Why are men fat when they’ve never even carried life before??

[Will 🍀 @wco18_]

DO NOT GET COMFORTABLE! STILL VOTE

[fawn @daehatesyou]

“give us another chance” as they’ve been in passing the fuck u nigga die bill every week for the past 2 years

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I’m sorry, but mocktails should be $4. You poured fruit juice, soda, and some garnish into a glass. There is absolutely no reason that should cost the same as a cocktail.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

We really used to go to the computer lab, get on the internet… and then LEAVE THE INTERNET THERE.