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Does anyone else’s brains create little equations with every set of numbers they see? Ex: the time will be 6:32 and my brain will be like oh, 6 divided by 3 is 2. Or are you normal?

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taking adhd diagnosis quizzes while procrastinating studying for 4 hours is the most adhd I’ve been

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@bergemyn Thank you

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How do I get men to stop starting conversations with me

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Why was it harder for me to enter my high school as a student after I was 5 minutes late than it was for an adult to enter an elementary school with an assault rifle

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Saw Noah Centineo in the boca mall and dude didn’t even buy anything smh.. y’all were geeking over who ? get ur money up hunny 😗

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Retweeting this again

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unpopular opinion: stop trying to “manifest” your dreams and get the fuck to work

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@kerosenesoaked Now I need to just grow out my goatee

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@kerosenesoaked Get curtain bangs so we can be identical twins

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@AnthonySpataro1 Check now I just viewed it 1000 times

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So what y’all gonna do now without having “trump supporter” as your primary personality trait?

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@mariashaheen_ Fixed it

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@njuliiee Him rn

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@kerosenesoaked I mean the Amex black card is only .03 inches thick so

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People burning the American flags offends you because it’s “symbolic.” Police killing innocent people angers us because it’s human life.

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@jefejwett The only reason I go to the Boynton mall personally for is Popeyes and I always see those phone case kiosks. This was 100% a light-hearted joke based on my own experience.

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@sarahlewert2 They also change based on dialect so there’s a British sign language even tho it’s also English

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@sarahlewert2 Yes ASL is American Sign Language based on English so there’s different languages just like anything else