Eliezer

Ikwerre• Storyteller •6'2| •Living!!! •BFM •PhDing in Environmental Health Sciences•

[aunty dolapo💋 @dolapospov]

i feel so bad when someone texts me with so much enthusiasm and it’s one of those days i don’t feel like talking😔😔

[Jess💋 @darkskinjess]

Are the public libraries in Nigeria still functioning?
Because I remember how my friends and I went to one when I was younger.

[Deisine @TDeisine]

When we got married, my husband and I agreed that we won’t entertain visitors for for more than 1 week and they must inform us before coming.

10 months after our marriage, I lost my mum. Guess who had been accommodating my two younger ones for over 3 years?

We sometimes say things due to lack of experience, it is when life present us with the real deal that we know who our people are.

[Everest @novieverest]

They rescued the General's wife and left the other victims with the kidnappers.

How?

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

If you still dey think say girl wey sleep with you dey do you favour, my brother you be mumu

[Eliezer @_eliskyy]

@FOLA41419978 lol my TL needs cleansing 🤣

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

This is no reduction

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

Market woman quoted ₦5,000.

I said ₦2,000.

She gasped like I had insulted her ancestors.

Walked away.

I kept walking too.

She called me back.

“Oya bring 2,500.”

The whole performance is choreography. Both parties know the ending. We just enjoy the show. 😂

[Eliezer @_eliskyy]

@ceejay_writes 🤣🤣are we not still hanging something out 🤣🤣

[Eliezer @_eliskyy]

@Boyravee 🤣🤣🤣

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

From the videos we saw, this lady and her late husband were being held with some other kidnapped victims.

Since you engaged the terrorists and they ran away, where are the other victims?

[GBOLAHAN 🪬 @gbolaha_n9]

please reshare if this gets to your timeline 💔

[hello kitty 🎀 @Imioly]

I strongly believe that if you behave like this when drunk you should not drink. Or at least limit, it’s concerning.

[B.O.J. @iamolamidebabs]

“I don’t understand” a statement in Nigeria that means I clearly understand you but I want to confirm your audacity…

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

I just heard the funniest gist

A former road safety officer in Nigeria, now living in the UK, went for his 7th driving test today.

He failed the previous six tests.

🤣😂

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

One of my biggest fear na make my wife dey carry bike go antenatal.

[Dr. Bernie | Data Scientist & Consultant @iamlordbernie]

Do it next year.

Allow the women to shine.
It’s not a competition.

[Joseph Brendan @Joe_brendan_]

For the first time in my life, I know the meaning of gas lighting

[CHI$OM (Hates APC)✨ @_chiceeeyyy]

Mind you banks froze accounts of protesters during the END SARS protests.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

It is very important. Na person pikin you dey marry, no be goat.