liza 🌴

[liza 🌴 @_elizabethpm]

i love you so so so much, therell never be another one like you, truly one of a kind & forever in my heart

[last evil woman alive @arriarrio]

if your cleavage is out i’m looking #notsorry

[້ @SEVEREDHELLY]

How it felt live-tweeting the kirkination when everyone was being strict about it

[kait ⟡.· @kaitzey]

call my panties 9/11 the way bush is behind it

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Y’all were suspicious of the covid vaccine during a pandemic…but yall are lining up for GLP shots? Alright man..

[LandedIt @XLandedIt]

When I get a little time off work and get a taste of unemployment

[Chalant @OnlyHanz_]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I never wanted to wake up early

[liza 🌴 @_elizabethpm]

@pettyklaxosaur I feel it 😔

[fenlon 2 @fen_lon]

the human body was designed for two things: getting drunk by a body of water and Smoking weed

[Zabby ♡ @Africanzabby]

if you ever see my nipples through my shirt just know that i know

[✭ @44sedici]

the amount of times i've genuinely stood in front of the tv like this in the last week

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

shaving my bush off when he pisses me off as punishment

[nana ²⁹ nicholas galitzine era @lecsdrai]

never, and I mean never, dare to forget october 2nd 1968

[Y. @yogitss__]

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time.

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

have they invented a strain of weed that doesnt make you eat 100000000000000000000000000000 chips yet

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

no bra at the grocery store just hard nipples in the frozen section

[vesky @veskyxd]

you mad weird for not letting me merge

[masha @masha_slp]

You either have to be a bitch or get auto immune disease. That’s real talk.

[av 🕷️ @andyneiman]

i live in california and i have to get gas soon im so fucking scared