Elle

[⋆. 𐙚 ˚ 🐞⏳ @hampsteadwishes]

every noah kahan song ever

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

What a boring planet.... no fairies, no elves, no mermaids, no dragons, no vampires, no werewolves… just bills, stress, gossip, and insufferable people.

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

Realised I can threaten to kill others instead of threatening to kill myself.

[$ @aliyahvallen]

raising my daughter to punch bitches like you in the mouth

[refentse @refentsek_]

You won’t believe this 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

why do people wait till the new year to cut people off? fck you right now on September 27

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[Eleanor Neale @ELEANORXNEALE]

Her tampon was forced so impossibly deep into her that it had to be removed with forceps at the hospital

[✩ sarah @wetneptune]

being a leo must be so cool

[sky @loverscnrad]

me every wednesday

[Annalise Keating 🇲🇦🇧🇷 @Ariannnyy_]

I’m never wrong.

[໊ @sonohoor]

is everyone losing it and crashing out rn or is it just me and justin bieber

[Luke @qLxke_]

i actually feel like i’m going insane

[rammy 🏳 @rammy_c8]

If I had a nickel for every time a very old major leader had died immediately after meeting a far-right conservative while Trisha paytas was pregnant I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

people who drive faster than me? reckless lunatics. people who drive slower than me? annoying cowards. and me? perfect, as per usual

[Loky @lokymann]

Co-parenting a pet with an ex

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

I love to buy an item. Sometimes a few of them