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[mandy @SHKANONYURI]

Having people borrow money from you makes you realize why people get dismembered and buried in the desert by the mafia for not paying loans

[Professor yedwin @y6dwin]

I be switching through apps like I’m on fnaf cams

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

i want your jorts in my room i miss you all of the time

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Kitten Day.

[ellie 🩷 @_ellenCx]

18 year old coworker asked where i went clubbing “back in the day” #thisis21

[biscuit 🇵🇸 @biscuitbitch19]

20 year old co worker thought I was 22 not 24 #small #wins

[ellie 🩷 @_ellenCx]

selling feet pics to afford my student accomodation

[kage @sukikage_]

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

[ellie 🩷 @_ellenCx]

Someone cursed aidan from love island like this and it stuck

[miia @miiagarro]

may he accidentally say my name when he's talking to other girls. amen.

[e @spngbwb]

everything irritates me so bad i hope i die from high blood pressure

[Isa @isaguedezo]

Hope that blonde giant destroys them I’m so serious

[ↃC @CHXN3L]

Lorenzo is not boyfriend material AT ALL. No wonder why he’s never had a girlfriend. Imagine you’re getting attacked by your boyfriend’s friends and he’s just sitting there not having your back??? Ew. #LoveIsland

[lewis @elbiemit]

My kids stayed up until 4am to watch Scotland play Haiti because I'm not a shitebag

[❤️‍🔥 @toni_aa]

Aidan didn’t wanna rub Tina’s back and now he didn’t wanna make a coffee for Martha. All he can do is beg for kisses. insane somebody #loveislanduk

[Funmilàyö @LayoChristina]

Simba cursed himself the day he told Ope “you had two girls, now you have none” cos that’s been his storyline ever since 🤣🤣 #loveisland

[anj @bxnksii]

you have to hit men like simba in the face man i cba

[✨ @petalsliz]

“chill out” AIDEN YOUR TEETH WILL FALL OUT ONE BY ONE STARTING TONIGHT. STAY RIGHT THERE #loveisland #loveislanduk

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Using a Wet Purple Skittle to sign a Legally Binding Document

[Clara @girl_syndrome]

Men are always friends with some guy you couldn’t even imagine

[ciara! :) @0nthewr0ngway]

pure crying at the idea of confused emos joining an orange march

[McBidens 🍸🌹🌸 @McBidens]

Meanwhile in Aberdeen: