Ellen Long

[Ellen Long @_ellenlong]

“Our offices will be closed on 11/16/2023 in observance of Starbucks Red Cup day” - me, if I was an employer

[Ellen Long @_ellenlong]

The day has come

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Report: Tom Brady and Gisele Have Lawyered Up and Are Heading for Divorce Court https://t.co/HZFqdL3X1o

[Ellen Long @_ellenlong]

@jackharlow @BiancaHussein this ones dedicated to you

[Adam London @_adamlondon]

“you smell like dunkin donuts”

“i am dunkin donuts”

[Ellen Long @_ellenlong]

Normalize eating cereal when you’re bored

[Ellen Long @_ellenlong]

I’ve created a monster

[Ellen Long @_ellenlong]

Rare deleted scene from The Departed (Scorsese, 2006).

[Ellen Long @_ellenlong]

@JamesGibbb I never thought of it that way... thank you for your insight 🤝 #alwaysgrowing

[Ellen Long @_ellenlong]

This graphic is just telling me the US has an absolute dumpster truck

[Joel @_joel_william_]

U.S elevation, pretty neat

[Ellen Long @_ellenlong]

@BachelorABC lmao real slick trying to act like Chris Harrison wrote this. I’m sorry, but I know “nursing major who takes notes on her iPad Pro”handwriting when I see it.

[Moh @LessIsMoh]

they put the NBA on ESPN theme over the vaccine’s entrance, I really love the internet sometimes

[Ellen Long @_ellenlong]

@isaiahthomas @BiancaHussein @JamesGibbb do you guys want to set up a standing appointment at Strip by Strega for every Friday and Saturday night that the C’s are in town, starting in like mid-December?

[Ellen Long @_ellenlong]

athleisure clothing brand: do you want this workout tank top for $54?

me: haha no, I’m good

athleisure brand: it comes in a ribbed fabric

me: ok yes I’ll take 4 and will pay literally any price

[Skoog @Skoog]

harvest his DNA. bleed him dry.

[Ellen Long @_ellenlong]

why waste time use lot mask when few mask do trick?

[Ellen Long @_ellenlong]

my tiktok feed really went from 0 to Harry Potter porn overnight

[emel @taxicabstruce]

10 year old me walking into the mall

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Jayson Tatum named his new French bulldog puppy “Bean” after Kobe 💜💛

(via humblebreedbullies/IG)

[LeagueFits @leaguefits]

here’s young jayson tatum giving a tie tying tutorial in case y’all wanna learn something today.