Princess deb

the princess is speaking

[Princess deb @_ellenmelon_]

Little girl I'm babysitting told me my purse was huge and she wonders how many chicken nuggets I could fit in there. I like the way she thinks

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

so the election ISN’T rigged????

[macklin @saintmacklin]

They probably JUST got the self tanner stains out of the White House linens too.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

being a moderator is a crazy job, just sitting and listening for a full minute and saying "thank you, but nobody is eating dogs"

[jen!! 🐞 @newyorknoshoes]

as funny as this is at times. i also just feel so sick to my stomach knowing that so many people are watching this hearing everything trump is saying and thinking yassss <3 he’s so smart <3 we need him <3

[greg @greg16676935420]

Imagine getting shot at 7pm and still making your 9am tee time

[Princess deb @_ellenmelon_]

Gerry’s tat just made him 10x sexier #GoldenBachelor

[Princess deb @_ellenmelon_]

This producer needs a raise #VanderpumpRules #VanderpumpReunion

[Princess deb @_ellenmelon_]

The bartender I AM DEAD 🪦

[Princess deb @_ellenmelon_]

Schwartz trying to remember the timeline Sandoval gave him #pumprules #VanderpumpRulesfinale

[Princess deb @_ellenmelon_]

Coming out of Twitter retirement for this

[Princess deb @_ellenmelon_]

I relate so hard to raccoon memes

[Princess deb @_ellenmelon_]

Late to this but ZANAB > COLLEEN x1000

[Princess deb @_ellenmelon_]

Lady now will not eat her food unless I pretend to microwave it

[Princess deb @_ellenmelon_]

Trying to network and just accidentally flashed the entire company

[Princess deb @_ellenmelon_]

@TheMasters drinking game, take a shot every time Tiger’s accident is mentioned.

[Princess deb @_ellenmelon_]

My toxic trait is I will donate money I don’t have to any random Instagram dog

[Princess deb @_ellenmelon_]

Beer is just 10x better in the shower tell me I’m wrong

[Princess deb @_ellenmelon_]

@dog_rates pls rate her comfort level

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I love when girlies are extremely vain like I love seeing someone who is obviously obsessed with herself it is fabulous energy and we need more of it

[Princess deb @_ellenmelon_]

@witchgod666 RIGHT

[Princess deb @_ellenmelon_]

People on fb marketplace will tell you their whole life story about why they can’t come pick up the item like just come get the damn rug my man