ellie

the world is my toilet

[ellie @_elliebeale]

hey does anyone want to have a “sit on the couch and eat a whole tub of yogurt” party?

[ellie @_elliebeale]

sorry babe the garmin stays on during sex

[ellie @_elliebeale]

the release of gaga’s first album duhhhh

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

I think you guys forget about the other big thing that happened in 2008 other than Obama getting elected

[ellie @_elliebeale]

drag queen came up to me in the club and immediately started showing me videos from her front row seat at mayhem ball. i don’t chase i attract

[ellie @_elliebeale]

saying “yes queen” during lesbian sex

[ellie @_elliebeale]

bruno mars is the straight ru paul

[ellie @_elliebeale]

help! i took out my diva cup and it was full of goldfish crackers

[Xploshi @Xploshi]

do you think they’ve explored each other’s bodies

[ellie @_elliebeale]

magical woman just winked and smiled at me from across the train. did she curse me or bless me

[m a r c o s @marcossand_]

bridget mendler save us

[ellie @_elliebeale]

nothing brings neighbors together quite like a fallen down tree

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

did it

[ellie @_elliebeale]

airdropping my wordle score to everyone near me on the train

[ellie @_elliebeale]

wearing sunglasses while it’s raining outside. i might be the biggest douchebag ever

[ellie @_elliebeale]

taylor swift in that one song

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’ve become quite attached to you. like ivy on an old building

[ellie @_elliebeale]

stevie nicks in silver springs

[clare @sadderlizards]

i’ve known i wanted to haunt you since the day we met

[kate sanders @k8katebobate]

my partner performs songs from musicals at me sometimes and i think that’s the non-binary parallel to a man playing guitar at you

[ellie @_elliebeale]

people with umbrellas should have to walk in the bike lane

[ellie @_elliebeale]

i love watching people on first dates at the climbing gym. they’re always full grown adults and they have discussions about retirement while climbing plastic rocks

[ellie @_elliebeale]

on the train. the person to my left is counting a giant stack of one dollar bills and the person to my right is reading a huge paper map of (presumably) chicago. feel like i need to start tap dancing to win the random task-off

[ellie @_elliebeale]

still iffy about this whole object permanence thing