Elyse Coffman

Wife, Mommy, cosmetologist, bow maker, event planner. 🎀💋 ♊️☀️ ♓️🌙 ♏️ ⬆️

[Elyse Coffman @_elyse]

I’ve had Khloé’s newborn picture pinned on here for almost 2.5 years, it’s time for the SWEETEST update. 🥹🥰🤍

[Elyse Coffman @_elyse]

Well, it’s officially summer. I got my first “sweet leg tats” of the season. 🥴

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

you can lead a horse to baja but you can’t make it blast

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[𖤐 @vapefuls]

overthinkers when the message feels a bit off

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

[AnGy ☆ @nishozoldyck]

hoe ass bitch

[Elyse Coffman @_elyse]

If I’m not in the top 0.01% of listeners to Super Kitties songs, I’ll be shocked.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

i hate when the washing machine is on the scary part

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

[Elyse Coffman @_elyse]

“You’re prettier than I deserve, but mentally you’re more than anyone else would put up with.” - my loving husband 😅

[𝐤𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐚 𖥔 ݁ ˖ @karlahex]

something inside me heals everytime I listen to motionless in white

[ひ @yungnstackin]

If you think about it, a scientists whole job is to fuck around and find out

[❀ @marsrled]

remember who you are weird girl

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Everyone is out of their fucking minds.

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

dear apple, the iPod needs to come back. not for nostalgia. for the parents who want their kids to love music and audiobooks without a browser, social media, and the whole internet attached to it

[jennie ♡ ༘*. @cutesoftangel]

big fan of heart shaped things and hearts on things

[𖧧 @mothintoflames]

ever since i was a little girl i've been overstimulated

[Elyse Coffman @_elyse]

This time next year, I will not be dealing with snow and I can’t wait.