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hell is just a sauna

[miri @eggoslug]

Why are you 29 and in a situationship. You’re going to die soon

[txsha🦇⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @tashaspams10]

Straight up INSANE I’ll never forget watching it for the first time in theatres

[cee @1ovesickkk]

(zero drinks in) do you think the shame and guilt will ever go away

[julia @juumelo_]

unfortunately for me I get Jack Sparrow drunk & not sexy mysterious girl drunk

[elisa ben lis @lisabrutal]

“vou me recompensar” como se em algum momento eu me privasse de algo ou dissesse não pra mim mesmo

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

He’s posting on Instagram like a bad bitch and I have to take medication twice a day now

[Mads @europemaxxed]

When everyone is expecting a comeback from me but this is literally me rn

[໊ @user0000O0]

“where do you see yourself in 5 years”

[mj pilled @buckyswi1son]

in a yearning contest but your competition is ryan gosling what do u do

[daisy @ihatedai]

First thing I do when im mad is wish death on that person and that’s my problem

[nina @docedechuva]

eu conseguiria economizar TANTO dinheiro se eu não gostasse de beber com meus amigos comprar presentes comer comida boa ter roupas legais nao passar desconforto etc

[Felon Degeneres @_alyssssssac]

EIGHTY FIVE????????

[Robie ⚢ @anglsfrvrangls]

How life feels when you accept that you’re a cunt and you do love gossiping and complaining

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

This is what every birthday after 23 is like

[osama @0ba0sama]

anytime they had dialogue together it was diva on diva crime

[miia @miiagarro]

and for the lady, perhaps an entire week of existing without any responsibilities

[Bitchy Witch @TraderGoys]

Had one margarita at brunch and now I don’t feel like killing myself anymore

[๋࣭ ⭑๋࣭ alec✩₊˚࣪ ִֶָ☾.🏒🦈🐧 @hollanovscinema]

gay person: im gay

society: ok

the best horror title card in movie history:

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Sorry baby, mommy can never own a home because she would buy 65 touch tunes credits every time she had 2 drinks in her