𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪

bedazzle the dick, call it pimp my ride.

[𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 @_emahuerta]

Bring back sluttier clothes for men 🗣️🗣️

[𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 @_emahuerta]

Yearning for the life I lost myself

[𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 @_emahuerta]

Thinking of her

[𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 @_emahuerta]

Boromir & Faramir AT THE SAME DAMN TIME.

[𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 @_emahuerta]

It’s important that I let everyone know that I have an imaginary rule that anyone younger than me is not allowed to be hot.

With that being said

GOOD NEWS YOU GUYS ELLE FANNING IS OLDER THAN ME. TODAY IS A GOOD DAY!!!

[𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 @_emahuerta]

I am a cannibal for you.

[𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 @_emahuerta]

Just a reminder that I’m fine 😘

[𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 @_emahuerta]

#NewProfilePic

[𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 @_emahuerta]

“Amputation! They did it in the wars, so I look like I have modern medicine training?” - a kid from work about what to do for someone breaks their legs in a zombie apocalypse.

[𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 @_emahuerta]

Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads.

In other news, did you know your iPhone will transfer all your music and playlists from any streaming service to Apple Music?

Settings > Music > Transfer music from other services.

Happy streaming 🥰

[𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 @_emahuerta]

Hating that being gay isn’t a choice bc my bestie would be the perfect man for me 😭

[Ҝ @__kdash_]

unfortunately I do require a lot of attention

[𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 @_emahuerta]

@jawfight

[𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 @_emahuerta]

Thinking about how hot @jawfight is again… sigh

[𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 @_emahuerta]

@jawfight

[𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 @_emahuerta]

Yall ever see someone with a gap in their teeth and you just wanna stick your tongue in it? That’s how I feel about Sawyer Hill. He’s so hot.

[𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 @_emahuerta]

@jawfight Well you look fuckable so I’m assuming you smell fuckable too. Come give me a sniff.

[𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 @_emahuerta]

This girl in my English 101 class said “pretty as a pickle” so if yall aren’t comparing me to a crispy, garlicky, pickley pickle. DONT TALK TO ME.

[𝓮𝓶𝓶𝓪 @_emahuerta]

@jawfight Ugh it’s so good!!!!