Bester Everwoz

''I've tried to be fair with you creatures, but now my patience has reached its end!'' - L. F.

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"Don't hate me cuz you ate me"
-every poisonous plant ever

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@ShadWonderguy @UsingLyft @NotFreeNotBrave Ah. I misread. That's my bad. It doesn't matter though because the wealth of a murder victim has no direct connection to the wealth of murder suspects.

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My most controversial opinion as a full stack software engineer is that @firefox sucks. It genuinely just makes my job harder with fake security theater and dev tools that lead juniors to exclusively develop for Firefox when the users use chrome. I wish it didn't exist.

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@Jojothefabul0us @AKunyaza @JamieBonkiewicz If you asked Kirk, he'd say "little human" 😂

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@UsingLyft Maybe not a storm, but the point stands. You're spending time responding to me so, why draw the line at providing proof?

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@UsingLyft @NotFreeNotBrave How?

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@UsingLyft Now you're hiding behind Christmas too! Funny how you have all the time in the world to tweet up a storm on Christmas, but not two seconds available to prove yourself right. I'm dead serious, if you show me how I was wrong. I will sincerely apologize and admit defeat.

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@UsingLyft Links and I'll walk back my statement

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@UsingLyft @NotFreeNotBrave No. 10-15% of murders are interracial. Maybe you should do some actual research instead of just posting memes in the form of charts and graphs

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Why is @bariweiss 's solution to failing trust in new media is to obliterate public trust in news media? People don't want balanced stories if that means bending the truth. People just want facts. Legal review implies reported facts were appropriate. She's hiding truth from us.

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The worst smell I have to endure as the parent of a baby, is the @JimmyDean breakfast sandwich that fuels her mother each morning. 🤮

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@happiestbaby @TruthTimeLife @DrHarveyKarp The goal isn't free SNOO support or you wouldn't have charged for it in the first place. You must think I'm stupid if you think I would fall for that bull. The world would be much better off without @happiestbaby and @DrHarveyKarp running their racket.

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Yes, @DrHarveyKarp 's care for babies is no less shallow than his wallet, which must be pretty shallow considering the spineless cash-grab @happiestbaby is trying to pull. You should be ashamed of yourselves.

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@TruthTimeLife @happiestbaby @DrHarveyKarp It's true. @happiestbaby just wants to sell more units. They don't care about the environmental impact this will have. They don't care about the babies whose sleep schedules they just nuked. They are a greedy company.

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@happiestbaby @DrHarveyKarp It's not a technological problem. I could run your entire app on the free tier of AWS. Just be honest. Say, "we want your money".

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@realkendraleigh End of July?

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@AmazonHelp I've submitted it a while ago now.

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@AmazonHelp I already returned my purchase, but these are counterfeit papers. Using them is potentially harmful to your health, and your customers likely aren't aware. It would be best if they were delisted. https://t.co/3rIgxY6lss

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@TheEllenShow are you kidding me. Marks furniture was garbage and never functioned. I wouldn't hire him to hang a door, let alone design my furniture. Your judges are idiots. Definitely will not watch season 2.

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@VickerySec While this tweet may not be representative of your employer, it's still representative of you. The people at @UpGuard should take this as a wake-up call and fire you for being so arrogant and stupid. How can you manage risk if you can't comprehend the easy parts of probability?