Emmy

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

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[Emmy @_emberlynn]

@StacyLynnKrone 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

@emilyfaith___ Ugh that kinda shit pisses me off!! 😡

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

@ThatRowanGirl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

Let me know if you have a better wedding picture. I’ll wait…

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

If pink confetti comes out at my gender reveal today, I’m wrecking the house and stabbing the side of my pool. Mind ya business

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

I think it’s really badass when your labias don’t open and your pee is silent.

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

@emilymanley2 🤤🤤

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

https://t.co/SsjyMjvj6j #GoFundMe

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

@elliefieldyo The housewife murders

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

I’m so tired I can’t even fucking function 😭

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

Do you want to suck my penis like a pacifier to fall asleep? -Eric 🙄

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

I wish so bad I was someone other than my kids best friend. That would be dope. But like it’s too late. I’m 26. There is no hope 😩#latenightthoughts

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

Today I got my husbands name tattooed on my ass and I think I’m the funniest bitch 🤣🤣🤣

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

Ever just sneezed and Eris said “achoo you” ❤️

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

I could literally vomit from the sleep deprivation

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

God didn’t create my Emmett to dress like a girl, but he created her daughter to dress like a boy. Ok. #doublestandards

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

I want to take my husband to the strip club tonight, but I don’t want him to have a hard attack or blow out his zipper w his boner. #therealstruggle

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

I have 3/3 kids that can’t put themselves to sleep and I’m 1 person. Bed time is fun. 🙃

[Emmy @_emberlynn]

I miss my husband so bad 😩😩😩