Elias Cabrera

It is not the critic who counts...

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When your gf exclaims that she needs to be made into French fries #whocanrelate

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Sweet mother of goats. Bob Ross is on Netflix. Dreams do come true. #ASMR #childhood

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear...and a hardcore motherf#&%er

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@stefanitis at least your printers work 😐

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@Emilia_Clarke was great in Terminator Genysis. She's got such a sincere look when she's acting. She's also gorgeous 😍 #womancrushwhenever

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No one looks out for you better than you.

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They call it #shocktop Drink up me hearties, yo ho!

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The velvety feel of life as it glides by is ecstasy. Too bad it frequently fades away. #allheartforreal

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I keep forgetting that the desert is dry. Oddly enough, I want my humidity back.

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#NSync on the restaurant radio. Hell. Yes.

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Never gonna be able to look at #SleepingBeauty the same after watching Maleficient. I'm alright with that. #SundayFunday

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I think a tattoo is in order

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#Gladiator will forever beckon to my heart. Honor isn't always convenient. But then again, neither is love.

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Feeling some type of way

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I miss my friends 😕

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#IntoTheWoods comes out on blu-ray on the 24th!

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So this carnitas shortage at Chipotle has become unacceptable

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@stefanitis Glad you like it! 😁

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Yet another evening in underwear. This time, I'm studying and drinking beer. I don't think I'd be a nudist, but what about an underwearist?

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@ElConnoisseur Aww man. I had to settle for a Sam Adams tonight 😕