Emely✨

💓you had me at house music🕺🏻

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

I wish men hated pedophiles as much as they hate fat women

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

having our first trillionaire before everyone has access to clean water is a failure of the human species

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you realize you grew up in best era to be kid and worst era to be adult

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You can literally feel Monday breathing down your neck by 4pm on a Sunday evening.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

Everyone asks what i did at work, but no one asks what work did to me

[Lowkeyhurt @uhtriad]

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

[kat @yslnadi]

anyone who makes you sad on your birthday hates you.

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[Emely✨ @_emelyy17]

@EDC_LasVegas why am I still on the waiting page if I logged on over an hour ago???

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Ngl our parents really ate with printing out our pictures and putting them in albums.

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

“As a man”

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Crazy that 70-80 year olds are generally seen as unemployable due to physical and mental decline. But we’re allowing them to run our entire country.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You know what really bugs me these days? We can't own anything anymore. Everything is a subscription. Adobe, Notion, Spotify. You don't just buy things once, you keep paying every month. You literally have to pay for everything forever. Isn't anyone else bothered by this?

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

i’ve never met a man who had an abortion so i’m tryna figure out why y’all got so much to say

[Karen Piper @PiperK]

Unless it's the president.

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

I’d like to apologize to every MAGA supporter I ever mocked.

I should have been meaner to you and done it more often.

Because you deserve to be endlessly reminded of how fucking stupid you are.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

33,000 military veterans are currently homeless.

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Well, well, well

[emilie @emiliepfrank]

ice agents helping tsa at airports across the country this morning