Emery Williams

32. Full-time insomniac. Mom. BTS Army. Love Yourself

[Emery Williams @_emerywilliams]

Love being woken up by my ex and his father at the front door because they forgot to tell me what time they were coming over 🙃

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I swear to God there's not a man who irritates my soul more than my son's father.

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5 kids...3 baby daddies, idk how many men your kid has called "daddy", and I can't even get a fucking date

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Note to self. Next time I move, hire movers

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@brittanylee0821 Yo me too!

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@Kirsten_Renee_ This makes absolutely 0 sense.

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Making new single, platonic male friends is hard for me. Because it is obvious that this dude just wants to be friends and is just being nice, but I keep questioning things in the back of my head.
It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me.

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I gave my child my whole attitude, and I'm reaping the consequences because why is everything so exasperating for him? He's 6!

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@brittanylee0821 My class was insane. Tantrums all day. Spilling everything. Just not themselves

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After the morning I've had, you cannot tell me the full moon has nothing to do with human emotions/behavior. Especially in children. Whew

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Just cracked my phone, but T-2 hours until Jonas Brother's so it's fine

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@brittanylee0821 I got pulled over on the way to see my brother. Just got a warning though. And my mom is always extra on my brothers' birthday and I don't feel like dealing with it today

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I think August 27th Is just a bad day for me in general because what the fuck?

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James has his first loose tooth! I think I was more excited than he was when I realized it 😂

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Woke up after dreaming I was pregnant with twins. Which I know I'm not, but every time I have a pregnancy dream, someone I know turns out to be pregnant 👀

I'm hoping it's who I've been praying for. Or it's just a really vivid dream because I've been so tired

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If my mom is good for one thing, it's guilting me for having a good time 🙄

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This has been the fastest summer since I started teaching. Can't believe in service is next week then the new school year starts

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I'm devastated. Loved his character, but that had to be an incredibly rough environment for him to be in. RIP

[E! News @enews]

"It is with the heaviest heart that we had to say goodbye to an incredible human today." 💔 Angus Cloud's family pays tribute: https://t.co/7KCgsscDdC

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@brittanylee0821 What happened?

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Bless my boss for the Starbucks run this morning. It's like she knew I was running on 2 hours of sleep and the tequila that's still in my system