My dad before I got pregnant: Don’t be bringing no babies in my house
My dad when I got pregnant before marriage: I am so disappointed *cries a lot*
My dad now with my son:
This girl got “suck my dick” tattooed on her face and she hasn’t gotten her braces off yet, she definitely gonna be asking for change outside the gas station in a couple years https://t.co/fhWhVjL4yO