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girl with a 25 character last name

[em @_emgio]

@bb_steps crabs 🫠

[em @_emgio]

@oliiiveben @mbg_io yeah that can’t be right maddie hahahaha

[em @_emgio]

joe left me home alone with covid for EIGHT hours so he could go to the usc game. now he’s making me watch that same game on tv. divorce

[em @_emgio]

@oliiiveben hahahaha even that sounds less murder-y than the woods!!

[em @_emgio]

I think I speak for everyone who grew up in so cal when I say.. voluntarily hanging out and drinking with your friends IN THE WOODS sounds like the most absurd, panic-inducing activity ever and we will never understand how to achieve that level of bravery

[Kristen @kristenstockdal]

An interesting development in the Kim <> Kanye saga

[caila 🔻 @HEARTAVl]

im gonna say it: a lot of u wouldnt care about clifford if he wasnt big. just him being red is special to me. but yall love a spectacle

[em @_emgio]

me getting to the vegas airport at 5:15am—two hours after getting back from the club—and seeing this…

[Paige @brimeyerautobod]

Las Vegas airport completely shut down let’s talk about Sunday scaries

[. @ForeverElSanto]

granny smith when she invented the apple

[olive @oliiiveben]

I don’t think I would have a job if not for the Outlook reminder that tells you when you forgot to attach what you said you would attach to the email

[em @_emgio]

@mbg_io hahahahaha

[em @_emgio]

@hahahayls omfg hahaha mine is 3 stars and was so easy to catch 😂 but I had hi-ho flea from me twice and I almost deleted the app

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

got to do my favorite thing last night which is go to a party and march from group to group like when a town makes a goose think he's the mayor

[em @_emgio]

@alexajillack can u fedex some to me

[em @_emgio]

@hahahayls 7740 7785 4113 😀

[em @_emgio]

@bb_steps hahaha honestly that hill is asking for it

[em @_emgio]

idk what it is about db blvd but something makes me immediately start driving like I own the fuckin place