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nurse • photographer • b❤️

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

People at 8 am: “HEEEEY GOOD MORNING!! HOW ARE YOU???”

Me:

[em @_emilouu_]

idk what it is about that 4am Gatorade, but shit slaps so hard

[That White Kid Josh @crayboy3000]

these had me in a chokehold every single time they were being served

[Nicholas @NicholasPas5]

Jack Harlow you will never be him

[em @_emilouu_]

I still do

[Sim ひ @simeont_]

No way we really used to call our mama job and ask to talk to her like she wasn’t working 😂

[em @_emilouu_]

@Burgener88 no, I am not well. obviously seen by mg choice of entertainment

[em @_emilouu_]

I couldn’t work at an auto shop. I’d accidentally give someone the wrong tool and get yelled at, then I’d have to fight someone

[em @_emilouu_]

my toxic trait is stealing gravy bowls from Cracker Barrel’s

[Brooke Lanae Ramsey✨ @lanaequick]

If you abuse animals I hope you know how much of a pussy ass bitch you are

[em @_emilouu_]

It’s snowing?????? Illegal. It’s March

[em @_emilouu_]

I don’t understand why people rate unpublished books on Goodreads

[em @_emilouu_]

Duke is getting this championship handed to them. Completely handed to them. You could see it with the game they played last night.

[westerosies @westerosies]

King Morgan Targaryen, first of his name

[em @_emilouu_]

I love it when my parents take a sip of my coffee and immediately hate it. like, love ya but I told you it was sour and you wouldn’t like it

[em @_emilouu_]

does anyone else sit in their car for 10+ minutes after their day just to like have silence???? bc same

[em @_emilouu_]

can someone put the “YEET” sound over this

[CEO @killakawhiii]

it is impossible to defend chris brown he just keeps doing stuff😭

[em @_emilouu_]

Beat Clemson @UVAMensHoops #GoHoos