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Luke 12:34

[em @_emilymorgan_]

me: so i guess my childhood fear of spiders started with mr. waternoose from monsters inc

customer at bar : ma'am i just want another beer please

[em @_emilymorgan_]

@shooter_quincy where are the posts of your loving wife and beautiful child

[em @_emilymorgan_]

say "I'm a *insert* gal" instead of "I'm a *insert* sort of girlie" to separate yourself from the pack. you might find a husband

[em @_emilymorgan_]

I love having a husband bc he takes care of all the icky stuff that I don't want to

[em @_emilymorgan_]

USA hockey wins gold and now nosebleed Stars tickets are $80-$120 a piece. y'all bandwagoners go on git

[em @_emilymorgan_]

WHY are women (especially moms) so awful to other women?? baby girl you won already. you have a husband and kids. why are you fighting to be in first place? motherhood is not a competition

[em @_emilymorgan_]

what up, I'm Jared, I'm 19, and I never learned how to fuckin regulate my emotions

[em @_emilymorgan_]

@StukaVon @2butnotall3 @DFWscanner it means it's a sketchy area. context clues

[em @_emilymorgan_]

@shooter_quincy me w the baby brezza

[em @_emilymorgan_]

y'all are throwing a fit about cracker barrel's new outfit, but y'all don't throw a fit about how almost all meat is currently lab grown, courtesy of @BillGates ? the majority has to get their priorities straight

[em @_emilymorgan_]

relevant to this day, with his lab-grown meat. why isn't he dead yet?

[em @_emilymorgan_]

how @BillGates wants us to be

[em @_emilymorgan_]

@shooter_quincy LMAO that's what I thought😉 I love you more!

[em @_emilymorgan_]

@shooter_quincy you're welcome.

[em @_emilymorgan_]

@shooter_quincy haven't seen an "I love my wife" post in a while🙄

[em @_emilymorgan_]

@shooter_quincy AND THE DICK EDIT OH MY GOD

[em @_emilymorgan_]

@shooter_quincy @Rebels_Raiders not you editing out the toes💀💀 is it bc you didn't trim your toenails

[em @_emilymorgan_]

my mom is the sweetest :') this is what I live for

[Quincy 117 @shooter_quincy]

Baby girls first Ren Fair ❤️ Happy mother's day @_emilymorgan_ 😘

[DailyDallasHockey @DallasStarsDDH]

This might be the most accurate video of hockey players I’ve ever seen.

One played against him his whole career and one played with him his whole career.
#TexasHockey

[Quincy 117 @shooter_quincy]

WHY THE FUCK DO WE PULL OTTER HOLY FUCK THEYLL ALWAYS SCORE EMPTY NET IS THE KEY TO LOSING FUCK

[em @_emilymorgan_]

true love is sending each other "u up?" texts while you're lying in the same bed