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[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

🏳️‍🌈

[george griffiths @georgegriffiths]

David Tennant is the Doctor again and Russel T Davies is writing Doctor Who again #DoctorWho https://t.co/v2HrPECAoA

[Alexander Newton @AlexTheNewton]

It's been 30 seconds of David Tennant and RTD2 content and I'm bloody excited already. #DoctorWho

[Kaye Adams @kayeadams]

just ordered room service in my hotel. The nice lady who brought it asked me ‘any idea who went out of @bbcstrictly tonight.?’ I said ‘me’ awkward silence

[Rob Madge @Rob_Madge_02]

The Queue - The Musical

[ємιℓу @_emilywalker_]

@GingerbreadBake I concur!

[ємιℓу @_emilywalker_]

@DVSAgovuk @GingerbreadBake You’re not understanding the question. We’re not asking about licences. We’re asking about car pulling weight. (Example in my last reply)

[ємιℓу @_emilywalker_]

@DVSAgovuk @GingerbreadBake The link only describes the law change regarding if you’re allowed to tow or not. The question is: if a trailers maximum capacity is 2600kg but the cars maximum is 2100kg, are you still allowed to tow said trailer with said car.

[ємιℓу @_emilywalker_]

@GingerbreadBake Comfrey! Even I knew this one! Flowers are a pretty purple colour. Also good for wounds.

[Carrie Hope Fletcher @CarrieHFletcher]

Sometimes people will misunderstand you, unintentionally or on purpose, and that's okay. It's not your job to explain yourself, your past, your existence to anyone. You do you. If people wanna be upset about that, let them but that's not your burden to carry. Keep shining anyway.

[innocent drinks @innocent]

Linkedin has now crashed. Gutsy entrepreneurs everywhere close down their start-ups, unable to inspire anyone with their work ethic. This is the end.

[innocent drinks @innocent]

Mark starts pleading, but Tom shushes him. He addresses the nation. “Mark and I were actually at Uni together. We were good friends. Or so I thought.” He pulls something up on his phone. Mark goes pale. “But not good enough to make it into your Top 8 friends was I Mark? WAS I?”

[innocent drinks @innocent]

Facebook, Instagram & WhatsApp are down. For those of you using Twitter for the first time, it’s basically the same but with less avocados on toast and less group chats with 29 people trying to organise a night out while one friend sends dog GIFs.

Oh, and you can only use 240 ch

[innocent drinks @innocent]

Skeletons and spider webs are now classed as interior design
Except actual skeletons
They are very much still classed as a crime
Jackets may not be needed but must be carried at all times
Ditto umbrellas

[innocent drinks @innocent]

Nobody is judged for having 'hat hair'
A minimum of four layers are to be worn at all times
Thermal underwear should make up two of those layers
Sweets must be stockpiled
Every drink must contain some form of pumpkin spice

[innocent drinks @innocent]

RULES OF OCTOBER
Leaves have one month to vacate trees
Shorts are purely for indoor use
Pumpkins must be front and centre of all shops
They must also have faces
Films containing beaches, sunshine or “summer loving” are now banned
Unless they also have zombies in them

[Gingerbread Bakery @GingerbreadBake]

If you went out and panic bought fuel today.

[Scott Paige @_ScottPaige]

I once went to South Korea, while there my clothes slowly gathered in the laundry basket in my hotel room, one afternoon I returned back to my room to discover the laundry basket was empty. I then realised it was actually the BIN and housekeeping had thrown all my clothes away xx

[Carrie Hope Fletcher @CarrieHFletcher]

I'm aching for it to be Autumn.

[ємιℓу @_emilywalker_]

@GingerbreadBake Crimble Crumble.