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[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

I love that 90% of World Cup results mean people flooding the streets of Queens

[ryan @itsashotgunbaby]

Mamdani's term was going a little too well so they had to introduce low level RPG enemies to NYC

[Aimy 🍓🥛 @erdbeermilcher]

Marie Antoinette ist für deutlich weniger gestorben

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

I know he’s looking up from Hell mad as fuck

[solé @layxsnv]

these new mosquitos pulling yo pants down & eating yo ass !

[Eric Michael Garcia @EricMGarcia]

The last thing you see before opening ChatGPT

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

company: no one wants to work

their interview process:

[Nαтe Blαncнeтт @NateBlanchett]

This will either win Cate a third Oscar or be a terrible gay camp classic, nothing in between

[That Gay Guy Candle Co. 🇺🇸 @gayguycandleco]

Lindsey Graham is about to be passed around like a fucking ragdoll.

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

“What stocks should I buy right now” Bro you need to be planting cabbage

[gill @contactabrother]

job market so bad im waiting to use the treadmill at 2pm

[alejandro (???) @clowntunes]

let’s open those history books mama

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

how it feels to tell airport security that you have a nintendo switch in your bag

[Lee @caseyleemoore]

I did not think we’d be getting a new live version of “Untouched” by The Veronicas in 2026 but I’m grateful it happened

[gio ⋆ 🇧🇷 @colinfarrellsgf]

if i want to see a crackhead doing flips i would go to a gas station

[devilette @deviIette]

Bad Bunny said “God Bless America” then brought out the flag of EVERY country in the American Continent to remind gringos the world doesn’t revolve around YOU

[jovan @ehjovan]

i think if you ask “grok is this true” they should take you out behind a walmart supercenter and shoot you between the eyes