This morning we took Kit to the dog park and A DOG LITERALLY LIFTED IT’S LEG UP AND PEED ON ME LIKE I WAS A TREE. I can’t make this up. I think I’m still in shock. I’ve always wanted a Bernese Mountain Dog but stupid Moose ruined the whole breed for me 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
So at church today, we celebrated marriage day. the priest blessed all married couples and then said “kiss your bride” and this little old man blew a kiss upward, like his wife is in heaven, and he had the biggest smile on his face 😭😭😭😭
Honestly going out to eat instead of cooking at home is my favorite thing. I wish I embraced freshman year of college more when I literally ate at the food courts for every single meal. Those were the days.
@roshasaurus Omg same!!! My dog hates baths so much that if I take a shower/bath she will FLIP. Sits right outside the door and cries and barks... she won’t come in the bathroom though because she’s afraid I’ll put her in the water 😂
Happy birthday to me - the kid I worked with today threw a three & a half hour long tantrum because he heard it was my birthday and he didn’t want it to be today 🍾🎉😩
Mom: “Don’t wind up the dog”
My Brain:
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Me: