Emma

fantastiskt

[Jens @Jensfalkenberg]

Skulle på arbets intevju imorgon

Ja ville skjuta på intervjun en timme så jag kunde sova längre o ta en senare buss

Men nej ”Hej Jens, jag kan inte det”

Okej vet du vad då tackar jag nog för mig din bortskämda egoist … 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Är du lat ska du nog inte vara chef

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

this dating shit is easy 🙄

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

finally accepted a big part of adulthood is feeling suicidal at the check out whilst paying for your basic essentials to live

[: @sn0oozey]

Going into 2026 fat and scared

[cinnamon girl ⏧ @sweetheart1a]

The concept of “the love of your life would want to date you “ is crazy to me

[broiled @broiledcrawfish]

happy birthday gorgeous

[чай @fatpussyhex]

woke up early specifically so i could experience laying in bed and rubbing my feet together under the weighted blanket like a cricket

[serena @aoeide]

I just watched the episode where this happens and everyone on twitter is using it as an embarrassing moment but he literally fucks her 5 seconds after that

[Ava @noampomsky]

I’ve been saying this

[mrmr @sparkiIls]

In ur 20s there will be a man. It’s very important you hit this man with your car

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Trying to remove the foil from my shawarma

[˗ˏˋ ´ˎ˗ @lapislagoons]

the concept of taking a man out of the louisianan swamp and bringing him to paris fashion week

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

oh go fuck yourself

[Fläskolle @pannlampspoet]

Storkukslugnet på AC/DC-tröjemamman som när det på presentationsrundan under föräldramötet visade sig att hon hade barn i nån annan klass, synade och höjde med ”skiljer sig infon just nå mycket åt då”

[nora @demo1itions]

How it feels to ask your coworkers for their instagram

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

this summer i am going to figure some things out …

[spaz @seriemordaren]

(satsar lite för stort på jobbintervju) jag hade tagit livet av mig för våra aktieägare