emma gordon

idk i just like my dog | she/her | probs taking a nap

[emma gordon @_emmagordon]

Legolas- “And you have my bow.”
R- AWWWW I LOVE LEGO MAN

[Arnold Schwarzenegger @Schwarzenegger]

I don’t really do endorsements. I’m not shy about sharing my views, but I hate politics and don’t trust most politicians.

I also understand that people want to hear from me because I am not just a celebrity, I am a former Republican Governor.

My time as Governor taught me to love policy and ignore politics. I’m proud of the work I did to help clean up our air, create jobs, balance the budget, make the biggest infrastructure investment in state history, and take power from the politicians and give it back to the people when it comes to our redistricting process and our primaries in California.

That’s policy. It requires working with the other side, not insulting them to win your next election, and I know it isn’t sexy to most people, but I love it when I can help make people’s lives better with policies, like I still do through my institute at USC, where we fight for clean air and stripping the power from the politicians who rig the system against the people.

Let me be honest with you: I don’t like either party right now. My Republicans have forgotten the beauty of the free market, driven up deficits, and rejected election results. Democrats aren’t any better at dealing with deficits, and I worry about their local policies hurting our cities with increased crime.

It is probably not a surprise that I hate politics more than ever, which, if you are a normal person who isn’t addicted to this crap, you probably understand.

I want to tune out.

But I can’t. Because rejecting the results of an election is as un-American as it gets. To someone like me who talks to people all over the world and still knows America is the shining city on a hill, calling America is a trash can for the world is so unpatriotic, it makes me furious.

And I will always be an American before I am a Republican.

That’s why, this week, I am voting for Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

I’m sharing it with all of you because I think there are a lot of you who feel like I do. You don’t recognize our country. And you are right to be furious.

For decades, we’ve talked about the national debt. For decades, we’ve talked about comprehensive immigration reform that secures the border while fixing our broken immigration system. And Washington does nothing.

The problems just keep rolling, and we all keep getting angrier, because the only people that benefit from problems aren’t you, the people. The only people that benefit from this crap are the politicians who prefer having talking points to win elections to the public service that will make Americans’ lives better.

It is a just game to them. But it is life for my fellow Americans. We should be pissed!

But a candidate who won’t respect your vote unless it is for him, a candidate who will send his followers to storm the Capitol while he watches with a Diet Coke, a candidate who has shown no ability to work to pass any policy besides a tax cut that helped his donors and other rich people like me but helped no one else else, a candidate who thinks Americans who disagree with him are the bigger enemies than China, Russia, or North Korea - that won’t solve our problems.

It will just be four more years of bullshit with no results that makes us angrier and angrier, more divided, and more hateful.

We need to close the door on this chapter of American history, and I know that former President Trump won’t do that. He will divide, he will insult, he will find new ways to be more un-American than he already has been, and we, the people, will get nothing but more anger.

That’s enough reason for me to share my vote with all of you. I want to move forward as a country, and even though I have plenty of disagreements with their platform, I think the only way to do that is with Harris and Walz.

Vote this week. Turn the page and put this junk behind us.

And even if you disagree with me, vote, because that’s what we do as Americans. https://t.co/eHFZ723I4H

[Tommy Stella @tommy_stella]

Send him in to interview her. He’ll get results.

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

there’s an ad playing during the olympics where a little girl wants to use ai to write a letter to her favorite athlete and…….. does that not take 99% of the ethos and feeling out of one of the most heartfelt concepts known to man? jfc

[Sabrina Carpenter @SabrinaAnnLynn]

this bitch…….

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

wtf!!!! this is so sick!!!

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Driving in the Midwest

🌽🌽🌽| || 🕳️ |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚘 || |🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚧 || 🚧| “Heaven or hell”
🌽🌽🌽| 🚧 || 🚧 | 🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚧|| 🚧|🌽🌽🌽
🌽🌽🌽| 🚧 || 🚧 | “COWS”
🌽🌽🌽| 🕳️|| 🚧 | 🐄🐄🐄🐄
🌽🌽🌽| 🚧 || 🚧 |🌽🐄🐄🐄

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. This is a Golden-Toed Tiny Cow. Please just send dogs so we can all moo-ve on. Thank you… 13/10

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

jack black assigning the kids positions in the band in school of rock is the greatest scene in the history of movies

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human likes to talk to me. in a very high-pitched voice. they shouldn’t be mocked for this. it is the only way i can understand them

[Min Jin Lee @minjinlee11]

I got an F on my midterm in Korean History taught by a Japanese history professor at Yale. He said Asians were Math and Science majors. I was majoring in History. I wrote a novel called “Pachinko” which is now taught in Japanese history classes, as well as other disciplines.

[AprilMay @Aprilmay72]

Last night I drove 5 min to watch Noah Kohan in concert . But in June I will drive 14 hours to watch @NoahKahan and @joyoladokun together cuz I love them both.

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

Instead of taking pictures of strangers in public without their consent and posting them, this is what everyone should do! This is honestly so much funnier than taking a picture of someone you don’t know.

[Kristin Du Mez @kkdumez]

Congratulations @HillaryScholten! The first time Grand Rapids has a female Representative, ever.

[emma gordon @_emmagordon]

sometimes I get sad thinking about how treehuggers rarely get hugged back

[emma gordon @_emmagordon]

justice for the letter w — you’ll always be more than a second rate letter

[zou bisou bisou where are you @lilgrapefruits]

u know the starbucks latte is gonna be good when the barista looks like they watched at least 3 seasons of steven universe

[Steven Beschloss @StevenBeschloss]

“No person shall…hold any office, civil or military, under the US, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath…to support the Constitution…shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof.” —14th Am.

[Nebraska Humane Society @NEHumaneSociety]

Remember - it's really hot out there. Your dogs don't belong in your hot car. They belong in my office. Bring them to me. Bring me them dogs