the day i realized other people had times when you were a kid and you’d be watching a movie with your siblings and an ugly character came on and you would look at your sibling and say “thats you” is when i came to the conclusion that i’ve never had an original experience ever.
i cant even get nacho fries at taco bell anymore man. all i get is a 5 ft tall homeless man asking to take a picture of me and a guy drinking out of a coconut with a straw
thinking about that time i told my friend there was a really hot guy leaving cvs and she had to tell me he was actually a tall old guy with gray hair and glasses because i can’t see far away and thought he was a tall blonde surfer boy.