3MM4J4N3

I think I'm dumb or maybe just happy//Nirvana

[3MM4J4N3 @_emmawkward_]

I feel like life is consistently bitch slapping me across the face

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Forever grateful that my doctor doesn’t think I’m criminally insane and understands that my body is just stupid and hates me beyond measure

[3MM4J4N3 @_emmawkward_]

Heated Rivalry has me in a fucking chokehold

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Please fucking let me watch football without hearing Donald fucking Trump speak

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Imagine going on a reality tv show and openly saying that you’re homophobic #LoveIsBlind

[erin saw billie @powerisntpain]

just a reminder that a bisexual woman can date a man and still be bisexual‼️

[3MM4J4N3 @_emmawkward_]

Freaky Friday convinced me when I was in high school I would be in a garage band, now I found a tiktok of these probably middle schoolers in a garage band with their friends and I’m jealous

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A mouse is taunting me in my own damn car

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The way I want to watch my car get absolutely smashed in a compactor

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I hurt my back so bad last week I still can’t walk right and don’t even dare to pick up my 15lb dog, but get to work and get asked to help pick up a 50lb dog :)

[3MM4J4N3 @_emmawkward_]

Only I would severely hurt my back trying to make my first loaf of sourdough bread

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Donald Trump is the stupidest mother fucker

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I have been downloading wedding planning and diy related tiktoks to my computer for almost two hours now send help

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I have been working on a sourdough starter for the past week and it’s consuming my brain

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@cun_tessa I mean true 😂

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@cun_tessa I bought mine on target circle week for like $200 but it’s not a tilt head

[3MM4J4N3 @_emmawkward_]

I’m so excited to be done with school for the next 9 months

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I would end up at a concert where the guy asked if anyone has seen cars and wrote a song based off of cars

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Marry You by Bruno Mars makes me want to watch Secret Life of an American Teenager IFYKYK

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@cun_tessa They have some cute ass white ones !!

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Every part of me wants to wear red bottoms when I get married