Melissa Bermudez

Your car smells like poop and fries

[Melissa Bermudez @_emmburr]

I've been showing this picture to everyone at work. ❤️❤️

[Melissa Bermudez @_emmburr]

Every now and then I think about the fan that got invited on stage with lady Gaga and did the entire choreography

[Melissa Bermudez @_emmburr]

Immersion therapy is actually trash.

Next.

[Melissa Bermudez @_emmburr]

I don’t know how places think they can charge 2500 per month on rent and not even have central AC????

[Melissa Bermudez @_emmburr]

Not me watching a dr*g deal in the Starbucks parking lot.

[Melissa Bermudez @_emmburr]

My favorite part about the 10 is drivers not realizing they’ve merged into another lane

[Melissa Bermudez @_emmburr]

Icona Pop is serotonin

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

happy women’s day

[Melissa Bermudez @_emmburr]

Rereading love and other words instead of rewatching greys

[Melissa Bermudez @_emmburr]

Everyone loves the sharpie s gel pens but these pens skip ALL THE TIME when I use them.

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

lives were changed

[Melissa Bermudez @_emmburr]

But really I did this to myself 😂😂

[Melissa Bermudez @_emmburr]

2022 having the last laugh

[bobby @bobby]

if you have a hundred billion dollars all you have to do is give away 99 billion dollars and everyone will love you forever. they'll name planets after you and stuff. and you still get to have one billion dollars.

[Melissa Bermudez @_emmburr]

Social interaction at work has been DRAINING. Do I need to go back on medication or am I just burnt out

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

nobody :

absolutely nobody:

my brain:

[Melissa Bermudez @_emmburr]

If anyone wants to explain why leaving my child at daycare feels like taking my dog to the animal shelter, please feel free.

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

That’s my emotional support half melted iced coffee

[Sok-It @javasok]

Get your girl an iced coffee or Pete will