˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗

delusionally optimistic and unapologetically myself

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

A life goal of mine is to be on a game show. And to be married. But mostly the game show

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

Empty movie theater is the girl equivalent of empty gym

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

nobody understands the tragedy of getting a new phone (prrrrrr) and LOSING ALL YOUR DRAFTS FUCK

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

Probably in part because I am hoping they finally find jfk on the dark side of the moon… or in the moon as the prophecy foretold

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

Why are all these new pictures of the moon and earth making me so emotional

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

Throw in some choreography and everybody loves you at karaoke night. Follow for more tips on how to be fun in your late 20s

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

Would you believe I’m from the country

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

Always a husker fan. Especially when we win (but lowkey go lopes)

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

Working with teenagers never stops humbling me. For example, today I wore my trench coat- and my outfit absolutely ate… the kids thought otherwise because they called me Detective Emily all afternoon 😭

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

I feel like every event in the Winter Olympics can be sorted into three categories: fast as fuck, backflips, or curling

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

Forgot what the rush of a good thrift find felt like

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

But can you draw an isosceles trapezoid

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

I love the homies

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

You can’t be the DJ when your nails are long

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

@sonnyoconnor @Barilla I’ve only ever put them in soup! I’ve never made lasagna with them. The flavor was okay in the soup

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

What the hell @Barilla where are the lasagna wavy edges I bought these for the wavy edges

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

Wtf there’s six guys in Maroon 5

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

There is a lot of police presence at this maroon 5 concert

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

Only real fans were here and remember Stuart the opener

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

I'm about to get my face melted off by Mumford & Sons and I am so ready 🎶🎤🎻🎸🎺

[˗ˏˋ Emily ˊˎ˗ @_emoly_]

I’m in an arena full of Mumford and Sons fans rn but nobody is a Mumford and Sons fan like me

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I love admitting when I’m wrong bc it gives me a break from always being right like finally