emily ♡

april ludgate enthusiast. chicken wing snob. penguins hockey. insta: _empapa

[emily ♡ @_empapa]

@lizasparx3 Did they get the dog out?! 😢

[emily ♡ @_empapa]

@emfbabyy_ Tub was more helpful than a shower for me! The heat really helped with the contractions

[emily ♡ @_empapa]

@emfbabyy_ I did an unmedicated birth and not gunna lie that shit was hard! If you have a tub available for use I 100% recommend it! Also brought a stroller fan and it was so nice to have the cold air blowing in my face

[emily ♡ @_empapa]

Anyone else get vicarious embarrassment watching awkward moments on tv shows? Literally have to pause for a few minutes to prep myself 😬

[emily ♡ @_empapa]

@TeCaleb_Tuesday fucking huntingdon 😑

[emily ♡ @_empapa]

@ACRNewsie & then you got brought into it for this tweet 😂 smh

[emily ♡ @_empapa]

@bmills2892 Same with “kind reminder” emails 😖

[emily ♡ @_empapa]

@emfbabyy_ You’re not lying 😭😭😭 && congratulations!!!!! ♥️♥️

[emily ♡ @_empapa]

@penguins Sooooo happy Party Hard is back 😭😭😭😭

[emily ♡ @_empapa]

@emfbabyy_ OMG FOR REAL! 😑

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Waiting on puck drop like:
5 hours 💬
4 hours 🙂
3 hours 🙃
2 hours😁
1 hour 🤪
1 minute 🤯

[emily ♡ @_empapa]

@c00poodle THE F*CK 😵

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

best ornament award goes to

[emily ♡ @_empapa]

nothing like a little police chase for some lunchtime television 🙃

[WheatNOil @WheatNOil]

The mRNA vaccines (Pfizer and Moderna) are kind of brilliant at a science level. I’ve had a few people in my real non-Twitter life ask me to explain how it works so I’m going to try my best here in this thread while I’m waiting for a patient to show.

[Pittsburgh Penguins @penguins]

Do we miss hockey?

yes yes yes
👇 👇 👇

[emily ♡ @_empapa]

@kaynevjen DRINK ONE FOR ME!

[emily ♡ @_empapa]

Seriously craving some middleswarth bbq chips right now 🤤

[emily ♡ @_empapa]

😂😂😂

[b @bradmondonyc]

Everyone’s been sending me this dude lol