emily phillips

28 | wife + paralegal

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: US House Minority Leader, Republican Kevin McCarthy, says he heard radio transmission of a Capitol police officer announcing 'shots fired' inside the building.

[Aly & AJ @alyandaj]

12.29.20

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

permanent mood #VPDebate

[Complex @Complex]

In case you couldn’t tell after #Debates2020, voting is more imperative than ever.

Make your voice heard. We get the last say. 🇺🇸

Head to https://t.co/CnZsWQkZZq now to make your plan.

[emily phillips @_emphilly]

is there a way to get around filing/paying taxes? asking for a friend...

[emily phillips @_emphilly]

I relate to this on a spiritual level.

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

me in the morning debating if i REALLY need this education

[stressed depressed & a hot mess @itscheshi]

me: oh how the turn tables
everyone: that’s not how the saying goes
me:

[emily phillips @_emphilly]

“I know I’m not cooperating and am intentionally making things more difficult, but opposing counsel is just really getting on my nerves because they keep serving me with witness subpoenas. It’s not fair, Your Honor!”

[emily phillips @_emphilly]

We received an objection to a witness subpoena because we apparently only issued it to be “unreasonably annoying.” I’m not sure how that’ll hold up in court, but okay 🤷🏻‍♀️

[emily phillips @_emphilly]

“Um, yes, Your Honor? I don’t think I should have to be here to testify because opposing counsel is annoying me.”

[ryan carey-mahoney @thegoodcarmah]

“per my previous email”

[emily phillips @_emphilly]

important.

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

[after night out]

gf: [bent over toilet] hold my hair back

me: gotchu

gf: [barfs] now separate it into three parts

me: uhh ok

gf: [barfs more] cross the left part over the middle

me: ok- wait, no, i told you i'm not braiding your hair

gf: [barfs again] cmon it'll be cute

[emily phillips @_emphilly]

*ref doesn’t call a flagrant shooting foul*
Coach: C’mon, that was just wrong!
Ref: I know you are!
...good one

[Georgia @georgiamariexo]

People who are mad over Zac Efron portraying Ted Bundy in the movie because he’s ‘too attractive’ really have VERY little understanding of what made Ted so dangerous. People love to get mad about things they’re not educated about don’t they?

[Emajae’Armonie @EmajaeArmonie]

1. People who complain about $ the whole trip...you should’ve stayed home

2. People who wanna sleep in until 3 & go back to the hotel by 5...you should’ve stayed home

3. People who are inconsiderate of the local people/culture...you should’ve stayed home