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24. mama.

[em @_emsteinman]

I need someone who’s okay with me listening to Post Malone, Luke Combs, AC/DC, and some throwback Miley just while driving to Walmart

[em @_emsteinman]

If Jimmy ever told me he couldn’t love me more than Canal Fulton, Ohio, I laugh in his damn face.

[Ryan Beam @RdotBeam]

Cade York at the @Browns facility tomorrow

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.

[k 🍪 @yesitskayy]

men be like "babe i'm sorry i forgot when ur birthday is" but remember the entire first round of the 2016 nfl draft

[charlie @chunkbardey]

phones need to try to be a little more honest about whether or not they actually have signal

[🍑 @PEACHYBLACKG0RL]

happy thursday

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

she’s a 10 but she doesn’t talk when she’s mad

[Wisconsin Sass @WisconsinSass]

Once, a guy fucked the crease between my thigh and labia, thinking he was in my vagina, and when he finished he asked if I got off. I had to break it to him that he just fucked my leg. This is what I think of when men act like they’re equipped to make laws about women’s bodies.

[Remy @remy4real23]

caitlyn jenner leaving the set of kuwtk https://t.co/IsFGTm1DIN

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Lil Baby got a better O-Line protecting him than Sam Darnold

[alex @alex_abads]

vecna reading will byers’s deepest darkest thoughts

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

A 10-year-old girl was denied abortion services in Ohio.

10.

So no, I’m not ok with the Democratic Party’s response federally simply being “vote in November.”

Residents in my state can’t wait till November and 10-year-olds can’t vote.

Here’s what they should be doing.

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[em @_emsteinman]

I miss being pregnant 🤔🤔

[em @_emsteinman]

This

[Los @Zehnder_]

How tf do you drink every day of your life and not even notice how much it’s fucking you up? 🐔

[Bruh @Bruhtaro_2131]

Yeah I would kill myself after this

[em @_emsteinman]

Being hungover and having to take care of a newborn is enough to make me never want to go out ever again 😂😂😂

[em @_emsteinman]

@Zehnder_ Oh James is literally Jimmy’s twin!

[em @_emsteinman]

There is honestly nothing more annoying than everyone constantly saying your child gets all of their traits from dad/dads side of the family. HELLO he has a mom, who grew him for 9 fucking months 😂