Emilie Tan

ehhh…

[Emilie Tan @_emtan]

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[Emilie Tan @_emtan]

@LilyPichu but it's easier to not lick? but now i'm not so sure anymore?

[Emilie Tan @_emtan]

@borahae7ARMY @BTSMerchUpdates Thank you for your words of comfort! I hope you got some great seats so the kids can get the full ✨experience✨

[Emilie Tan @_emtan]

@borahae7ARMY @BTSMerchUpdates OH NO I panic clicked and got floor + VIP package but reading this thread now it sounds grueling. DID I FUCK UP!? Are there any good experiences!?!

[Emilie Tan @_emtan]

@PrismaAI Thank you, I was contacted through Apple already. The issue has been resolved

[Emilie Tan @_emtan]

@PrismaAI it has been a month and I still haven’t heard back from customer support for taking my $ and not delivering on product. Lensa app feeling more and more like a scam.

[Emilie Tan @_emtan]

Yikes. Sorry everyone.

[Emilie Tan @_emtan]

I bet all the extreme couponers sitting in their stockpiles are laughing at us now for judging them before the quarantine..

[Emilie Tan @_emtan]

There are enough people in the US who think, "Mm.. #candycorn is delicious!" for them to be released every year during #Halloween. WHY PEOPLE.

[Emilie Tan @_emtan]

"That Moment You're No Longer Called, 'Miss'"

Me (internally): Oooh pretty cute cashier guy. Looks mid 20's?
Younger guy: "Here you go. Have a good night, ma'am!"

[echos] ma'am... ma'am... ma'am..
*cue Mozart's 'Lacrimosa'*

Guess I'm no longer welcomed in the 20's club.

[Emilie Tan @_emtan]

The #NikeAirMax270's are advertised as "Filled with fresh Oregon air right down the road from the main #Nike campus." But is it organic fair-trade gluten-free non GMO air? 🤔 #NikeAirMax

[Emilie Tan @_emtan]

Wedding cake happy dance! 🍰 #MazelTong #ChiOmega @ Grand Tradition Estate https://t.co/ncN3kuXnQg

[Emilie Tan @_emtan]

If I were to open a donut shop it would be called
"Do. Or Donut. There is no Pie"
Only problem is that I'd rather sell pies than donuts... 🤔

[Emilie Tan @_emtan]

Was gonna go for a run but instead I'm over here taking a @BuzzFeed quiz matching dogs' butts to their faces. #whatislife

[Emilie Tan @_emtan]

The word you're looking for is MOIST.

[Emilie Tan @_emtan]

Cringeworthy moment: when I hear an adult use "ooey-gooeyness" as their best adjective for describing food in a professional setting. Twice.

[Emilie Tan @_emtan]

Ended up in the weird part of the internet again. Sad Keanu x Neko Atsume. 🐱 #sadkeanu #nekoatsume #ねこあつめ

[Emilie Tan @_emtan]

Lol! Dying @ the new #magikarp hat in #PokemonGO 😂

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Hi everybody! Back to the original handle. Is this thing still on? Michelle and I are off on a quick vacation, then we’ll get back to work.