Emz

I wanna be a cowboy baby

[Emz @_emzG_]

Every time I look at this box of rice I get @futureislands stuck in my head

[Emz @_emzG_]

@khalilekulona My husband has collected (and cataloged) every Billboard Hot 100 single to make top 5 (45-rpm) between 1955-1979 (many if not all) in mint condition. That’s on top of 1,000s of LPs and 45s in our collection!

[Emz @_emzG_]

Can’t describe how comforting this thought is to me rn.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

In five billion years, our Milky Way begins to collide with the Andromeda galaxy. But not to worry. The Sun burns Earth to a crisp long before then.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I’m a SAGITARIUS
My MOM is my MANAGER &
My WIFE is my BEST FREIND
My DAD is my HERO &
I drink FULL-STRENGTH milk
The only “MASK” I wear is the one I wear when I smile & say “I’M DOING FINE”
I’m BI & I sleep with a MYPILLOW between my KNEES due to BACK ISSUES

[Emz @_emzG_]

Nothing to see here 😇

[holly🤠 @bxred2death]

1. Go to your SnapChat.
2. Scroll all the way down and save your first saved selfie.
3. Scroll back up & save your most recent selfie.
4. Now put them side by side and see how much has changed.

[Emz @_emzG_]

IFYKYK #AnimalCrossingNewHorizons

[Emz @_emzG_]

@isaisa3018 I AM WHEEZING. WTF.

[Emz @_emzG_]

This is still my favorite @Sethrogen movie

[Emz @_emzG_]

Omg I think he is going to propose!!! Just found a HUGE ring in his nightstand!

[Emz @_emzG_]

@sass_agawea I’m sry but her music is drier than leftover thanksgiving turkey imo

[Emz @_emzG_]

Are we done pretending that Lana Del Ray is good?

[Emz @_emzG_]

LCD Soundsystem but on reel to reel

[Emz @_emzG_]

@RobbCanning93 SAME

[Emz @_emzG_]

If The Strokes play Bonnaroo you can catch me on the farm.

[Emz @_emzG_]

@karleymb13 @isaisa3018 Say no more.

[Emz @_emzG_]

@WilliamsSonoma I love you, but I feel like you should know better :/

[Emz @_emzG_]

@jackdblaisdell @dschoonie Listen, it’s not that I don’t think Jesus Christ wasn’t the most radical leader of his time, but I’ve also taken a basic biology course (and then some) and sometimes people talking about Jesus reminds me of some ridiculous Kim Jong-Il shit, that’s all 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Emz @_emzG_]

@Sethrogen Put it back

[Emz @_emzG_]

@isaisa3018 And then even when you know what they’re saying you still don’t understand???

[Emz @_emzG_]

@isaisa3018 Same tho