EnDee🦅⚕️

A little of everything
|| 📈📉 || MuSic ||🩺 and 🎧🎙️
#FCBarcelona❤️💙 #FitNessJunkie || Coffee.

[Ken_ @cknze1]

I can never look at a married man and feel a single tinge of jealousy or envy.

Ever.

[EnDee🦅⚕️ @_En_Dee_]

This was fun to watch

[BigSkillz @SkillzBig1]

The average person can't do a muscle-up. These guys just battled to 21+ Then a 5-round tie-breaker with mandatory hangs.

[EnDee🦅⚕️ @_En_Dee_]

@General_Oluchi The monkeys managed to start the car and put it in reverse shaa

[EnDee🦅⚕️ @_En_Dee_]

This can't be men, man😔

[Mr Decent🦅 @Mrdecent000]

Nailed it

[EnDee🦅⚕️ @_En_Dee_]

See our coaching staff ffs!

[EnDee🦅⚕️ @_En_Dee_]

@HAHayatu @jalobodi You're typing rubbish

[EnDee🦅⚕️ @_En_Dee_]

@Gbemmie_01 @UnkleAyo Maybe focus on your father

[Manuel🦅 @ManuelX9999]

you start talking to a girl and then she posts something, something “generous man” on her story or status and you just log out.

[SCOREpion 🦂⚽🔥 @Hakeem_Onitolo]

“I have tasted the genuine desire of a woman in love, therefore I can no longer chase women.”

[EnDee🦅⚕️ @_En_Dee_]

Honestly, men aren't built to be gist partners with women. The long plenty talk stresses me tf out. At some point, your brain zones out.

[Ada @adanonso_]

Having a husband is great because you always have someone to talk to. The problem is, halfway through your story, you start noticing the signs.

The occasional "hmm." The random nodding. The delayed "wow" that has absolutely nothing to do with what you just said.

One day I spent almost twenty minutes telling my husband about something that happened at work. I was fully invested. I gave background information, side characters, plot twists, and even explained why I was upset.

When I finally finished, he blinked a couple of times, looked up at me, and said, "Sorry, I think I drifted off for a second. What happened after that?"

That was when I realized this man had been physically present but spiritually unavailable.

The funny part is that I wasn't even angry. I just started laughing because now I understand why all my secrets are safe with him.

It's not loyalty. It's because he never received the information in the first place.

[Nwachinemelu @Tsarina_muna]

If you swab door handles, are they sterile? No

Does that mean there's door infection? No

[EnDee🦅⚕️ @_En_Dee_]

What's your genotype now?

[N.M.A @peculiarchichii]

I was born with sickle cell disease.

I had Crisis after crisis, constant pain, multiple organ damage by age 28. Doctors said I wouldn’t see 35.

During one brutal episode, I prayed like never before while hooked up to morphine. The pain vanished overnight.

Follow up tests showed my hemoglobin was normal. No sickle cells. Geneticists ran every test, markers for the disease had disappeared. I haven’t had a crisis in 4 years.

My hematologist calls me the walking miracle file.

You have to believe that there is God.

[EJIKEME🇳🇴🇳🇬 @ejykmykel1]

Peter Obi need to be studied in school.

[EnDee🦅⚕️ @_En_Dee_]

Shame wear me agbada😔

[Sir Francis @imariabe_jnr]

My Edo 💔😓😭

Excursion to fly over.

We haven't had it this bad!!

This person who carried this kid here should be flogged!!

[Preach Ojukwu 🇮🇪 @TrendfusionNG]

Dude is one of the best Igbo minds. Listen to him

[EnDee🦅⚕️ @_En_Dee_]

The most rabid woman has a man she will rever and break her rules for, if that man is not you, better leave her be or you'll see shege.

[Sir Alex @AlexOriprite]

Only on X and probably to guys you ladies don't like or rate.

All these rules either ends on SM or for men you don't like.

Three different ladies btw.

[EnDee🦅⚕️ @_En_Dee_]

TIA

[MEDICINE MADNESS @Doctors_GUILD]

Doctor… I suddenly became blind in one eye for 5 minutes, then my vision returned.

What vascular warning sign is this?

[DR-TGb🏄🏿‍♂️-iSellWears🇵🇹🇫🇷🇳🇴🇧🇷 @alt_tgbwears]

The Rule of Thumb with Women and Relationships

Any woman that is not actively trying to help you reduce spendings or save money is not the one for you

Know this and know peace

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Anyone who is home all day and expects the one away from home all day to come home to cook, is not a good person.

The responsibility is on who is home to cater to all. It is supposed to be common sense.

[EnDee🦅⚕️ @_En_Dee_]

Bread

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

Gun to your president's head, name a fruit.