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I'm a whiskey drinkin, cowboy chasin, hell of a time.

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My dad comes into my room and goes “where the fuck is your shotgun, I need to kill a squirrel. Fucker keeps messing with my candy cane lights”
😂😂😂 dead

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3 weddings to go to in 2022 and none of them are mine. 👍🏻

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Don’t you love when you get unsolicited dick pics and then 3 weeks later they post a baby announcement 😊😊😊

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Note to self and others: don’t go to Seattle. It fucking sucks

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Damn it. I’m tired of making these delicious meals and not having someone to eat it with.

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If you see me trying to train my puppy, do not come running up to him because he’s cute. You let me do what training then you can come up. Biggest pet peeve ever 🙄

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You ever just look at your dog and starting crying because that little dude has saved you and brought you so much joy🥺

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@TiffannyyyAnnee I miss you more

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Miss you.

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God, if you could give me a break, that’d be great.

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If this isn’t just the cutest face ever. My forever friend ❤️

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Maybe I’ll just move to Montana and be a ranch hand.

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Is he hot or does he just have a full sleeve?

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It never fails that every time I go pee at someone’s house, there’s never toilet paper. And I’m walking around the bathroom, pants down, trying to find some 🙄

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Man I hate getting new underwear and not having anyone to send booty pics too

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Does anyone else hate eating in the dark? Like I need to see what I’m eating

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@Trawww43 That was a pathetic win though.

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The audacity for an ex to still use your Netflix. Drop your own $11 bucks for it bud

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I’ve never felt so many eyes on me as being in a dr office while I’m the only one not wearing a mask lol

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Anyone else feel the urge to just get up and move to Texas cause that’s where I’m at.

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I’m not even sad, I’m just so fucking disappointed.