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This meat is... impossible

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Team "Let #SimoneBiles Have a Lil Rest" 🏅🤸🏿‍♀️🇺🇸

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You guys I got pre-approved for shitty cable LMAO stop I'm screaming 😭

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Was just thinking about how soon it's gonna be the Olympics. That is all.

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I need to speak with the inventor of flaming hot cheetos. I need 🤌 to speak🤌 with the inventor 🤌 of flaming hot cheetos.

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@funjamin @ArtDecider

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@funjamin If I can taste something that isn't horseradish, it isn't enough. IMHO.

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@funjamin I think the unpopular opinion on cauliflower rice would be "Wow this stuff is delicious! Exactly like regular rice! Couldn't tell the difference!"

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If they called Chicago style pizza "casserole" I might be able to get on board but as it stands, that's not pizza. Follow me for more deeply unpopular opinions.

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@funjamin *in your* HOUSE? how did they even get in?!

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@funjamin

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@funjamin I'm sorry but I don't. I serve the sauce separately and allow you to simply *toss it yourself*

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@funjamin I mean.... Not much more to Sunday sauce than that

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@funjamin Have. Have served you.

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@funjamin I believe I had served you this???

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Back to being afraid of going to the grocery store because of mass shootings instead of germs. Nice.👍

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@funjamin 😭🤗❤️

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My St. Patrick's Day tradition is that I spend most of the day wondering why the whole thing feels like an assault on my heritage, for compounding and mostly nonspecific reasons. Anyway. Sláinte ☘️

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Can someone convince my children to stop telling me how much they don't like a food I'm eating?? Pls, it's an emergency.

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Females who run/walk alone - do you ever think about sending a pic of what you're wearing to loved ones before you head out, just in case? I do. Frequently. Am I watching too much Dateline or is this just the world we live in?

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@markpoloncarz When will more be made available?