Erica LaGarde

Things I’m obsessed with: cheap wine, vacation, and my family.

[Erica LaGarde @_ericanr]

Just gonna leave this here 💙💙 little Michael joining us in November!

[feef @feefal_]

Ok who else had a manipulative bestie as a child who gaslit & girlbossed you through your entire adolescence?? I swear it’s an universal experience

[*getting gojo pregnant* @sabinnnnnna]

every time nick breathes danielle’s like “idk like the way the air is coming in and out your nose is making me feel like you don’t love me” #loveisblind

[jessica @jssyo_]

i just love love🥺

[Erica LaGarde @_ericanr]

Sometimes I just cannot believe that I am lucky enough to live this life 😭❤️ Like, it is so good.

[Erica LaGarde @_ericanr]

My valentine is cuter than yours 🥺

[Erica LaGarde @_ericanr]

@cactusantics This is awful. I would love to hear some stats on this so that people can make more educated decisions going forward 😞

[Erica LaGarde @_ericanr]

Camden has had 7 ear infections in the last 9 months 😭 but we are FINALLY going to ENT

[Everton Bailey Jr. @EvertonBailey]

Seen during this morning’s Dallas City Council meeting: a rap during open mic about getting vaccinated. Here’s part of it. I missed the part where he squirted hand sanitizer on himself.

[Erica LaGarde @_ericanr]

I cannot get behind the whole fake freckles trend. Like girl… your freckles are smudging. Freckles should not smudge. Real freckles or bust.

[Erica LaGarde @_ericanr]

@iamdannahray Same 😅

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse]

The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a ‘96 Cavalier that’s never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.

[Erica LaGarde @_ericanr]

@heatherrennay Aw that would make me so mad!! I’ve never had this happen, but I do always end up waiting way longer than I’m supposed to for their gallery delivery 😒

[Matt @M_cope1991]

Betty White dying on the last day of 2021 is either a really bad omen or she sacrificed herself for our sins. Idk which.

[Erica LaGarde @_ericanr]

@sweetsxmilk Same. And we have a low of 20 on Sunday… how?! Over it.

[meg @hot_weelz]

And I’m really not ready for all the “2021 recap” posts from news outlets and buzzfeed and self-important tweeters. What happened in 2021? It sucked. People died. We were given preventative measures for the literal plague and nobody wanted it. There’s your recap.

[Erica LaGarde @_ericanr]

@ladylaymon_ Time truly does fly 😭