Erica Reeder

A fairy and a vampire walk into a bar...

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

I just spent an hour looking at images of cats in boxes for the Shipping link on my website. #TimeWellSpent #WriterLife

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

GRAMMARLY: This word doesn’t fit here. ME: What do you know?!

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

Is it just me or is loading the dishwasher like NASA level type shit for people?

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

Selling my kid on shit has made me an outstanding marketing professional.

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

@_Ravtastic You are right there. Big surprise. 🥰🤗

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

Oh my gosh, it is EXHAUSTING plotting out worlds!! #WriterProblems

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

Grammarly just suggested I use Maltreating instead of Manhandling. Let’s leave synonyms to me, shall we?

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

#DearMickey As a writer, I take a personal affront to you not paying Alan Dean Foster his due royalties. This kind of bad feelings and press you can’t afford during these times. Just pay him his due. #DisneyMustPay

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

I am going to video game the shit out of the rest of the night.

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

@manicsocratic 😂🤣 I adore you, Adan!

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

Did you all know that butterflies have exoskeleton? That's a skeleton outside their bodies, you all!!

[Michael Jimenez @mikeets14]

My 9yr old’s first book review, I guess

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

@davidstuart Agreed

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

Sometimes, I think if I told people what a day consisted of for me- things I had to accomplish and participate in, they’d be floored.

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

@Anese_co How often does one use a butt mask?

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

The most fucked up relationship I’ve ever had is with Hay Day. We’ve broken up and gotten back together so many times I don’t even know if we’re on or off at this point. #VideoGameAddiction

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

If anyone tells you now is the time to buy a vehicle, they are damn liars.

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

So this. Am I the only one sick to death of our kids watching this over and over?

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

Low key: I love long dresses because if I’m home and I drop some water on the floor, I can just step on the hem of my dress to mop it up. #LazyOrGenius #SorryNotSorry #LowKey

[Erica Reeder @_ericareeder]

My bed missed me. I can tell.