EriCate

if u try to b cool, just ok b cool whuteva man

[EriCate @_ericate]

Reunited and it feels so good

[EriCate @_ericate]

Now we can make out, good to know

[EriCate @_ericate]

You know what doesn't rhyme? Butt and flower.
That's the funniest thing I've ever said, sadly.

[EriCate @_ericate]

"I am Doctor Kiki Seducto" -Dr. Kiki Seducto

[EriCate @_ericate]

What if there was a light up dildo that lights up inside you and shows you your organs? #latenightthoughts

[EriCate @_ericate]

@cmblach after eating dining hall food:
"Why would they serve this to me."

[EriCate @_ericate]

"Jen you don't have any alcohol"
"WELL I'M NOT THIRSTY"
"Raise your hand if you're a thirsty bitch"

[EriCate @_ericate]

"You can never eat too many chips" -Gandhi #wisewords #sophomoreSeventy

[EriCate @_ericate]

"What is life?"
"Shrek"
#shrekislove #shrekislife

[EriCate @_ericate]

"Does the pope smoke weed?"
"Of course. How do you think he gets high enough to reach God?"

[EriCate @_ericate]

You know it's bad when you eat chipotle for dinner...and then go to the dining hall for a second dinner. #freshman15 #toomanymeals

[EriCate @_ericate]

Chem party in 555 #TurnDownForWhat

[EriCate @_ericate]

I will guide you on this journey. It's a magical journey. Full of drugs. And unicorns... ****unicorns****

[EriCate @_ericate]

On weekends we play with Despicable Me Minions for fun. #nosleep #werecool

[EriCate @_ericate]

Our prof is a whore cause she fucks 60 students 4 times a semester. #examsweek

[EriCate @_ericate]

We're performing a tribal dance so the chem test is cancelled. #kehamotta #WereNormalISwear

[EriCate @_ericate]

YOU KNOW ITS A GOOD DAY WHEN THEY PLAY THE JONAS BROTHERS IN THE DINING HALL @nickjonas @joejonas @kevinjonas #hellyeah

[EriCate @_ericate]

"I'm pretty high right now"
"Well you are on the roof"