Eric Au

Life just keeps getting better and better

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While holding a 2.5yr old over the toilet.
Auntie: What happens if I drop you in the toilet?
Niece: I'm gonna be gone

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*scissor kick rings off the crossbar* "Holy smokes! Did you see that?! That fellow looked like a kitty cat that got spooked by a cucumber"

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"Taking on a challenge is a lot like riding a horse isn't it. If you're comfortable while you're doing it, you're probably doing it wrong" #TedLasso

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With Canada's lax border control it's no surprise that the variant virus has been detected here. It's probably been here for a while already

[Eric Au @_ericau]

One of the greatest gifts looney toons gave me was exposure to classical music

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Why were the taste buds sad after their doctor's visit...?

...
...because they gave them tongue depressors!
#dadjokes #dadjoke

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My kid at 18 months hasn't watched hockey since the hiatus. She just saw the @NHL shield on my @Canucks hat, pointed and said hockey hockey hockey - yes my love, we miss #Hockey too 🏒🥅

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I really enjoy hanging with kids. Turns out we have the same attention sp-

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Having a toddler means constantly playing a game of taboo with words that might elicit an overly excited and/or irrational response from said toddler. i.e. Let’s get her ready for an N-A-P. #tantrumavoidance

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@fidomobile CSR just hung up on me. Not impressed.

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Back from our trip with a baby that’s gone rogue. Cosleeping and 16hr time difference did us in. Now I’m sitting upright reading the internets with her in my arms so she + mom can sleep. On the other hand cuddles aren’t so bad #JEdumpling #sleeptrainingsucks

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If I had a dollar for every time my parents said, “Wait til you have your own kids”, I would give them every dollar, tell them they were right, and apologize for being such a stress inducing child

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At 5am we both speak the same language. Her babbling is cuter than mine though #JEdumpling

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Baby cuddles first thing in the morning. Does life get better than that? I don’t think so. #JEdumpling

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Toes. Baby toes are damn cute. Change my mind. #JEdumpling

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I’ve decided to return to the twitterverse. This time as a father. I may have more interesting things to share because of it

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Waiting for a baby to be born is like waiting for an online purchase. It takes one click, an estimated delivery date, your package could come at anytime, then when you least expect it...Bam! It’s right there on your doorstep with your wife yelling at you for being irresponsible

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PSA: Costco tiramisu cakes freeze incredibly well.

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Makes me sad that #USOpenTennis news is all about controversy and not celebrating #NaomiOsaka win. Shame on you crowd for booing. #unsportsmanlikeconduct #celebratethewin

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Hi @CityofVancouver we can’t seem to find fence height restrictions for Vancouver east. Heard it’s six feet for the side of a home. Any help would be appreciated!