TheEricPowers

Writer, Veteran, former child star, former boy band member, Jedi and all around swell guy.

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@comic_sports @NFLTodayX That's a stupid question.

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@Evelyn_544 The Led Zeppelin poster.

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Question 8 rejected by 75% of the voters in Massachusetts. I knew that it was going to be that, high......

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@Rudy_Pavich is that you I hear on the My Computer Career commercials on the radio? Or am I losing my mind?
@AdamCarollaShow

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@realjanesblonde Tell me, what's the point of firing a missile into a trailer park?

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@mendozamicah17 What would be the point of firing a missile into a trailer park? If it was a missile there would be more than a crater in the ground. How fucking dumb are you?

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@joederosacomedy thanks dick. Haven't finished Crystal Lake yet.

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The @NHLBruins need a new goal song and it has to be done by @godsmack

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I stole a car, why not offer me a financing plan instead of throwing me in jail? 🤔

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@RodAVanier I'm confused, where's the racism in that statement?

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@toucherandhardy you're right Fred he did drop four, he fumbled the onside kick!

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@JonesWEEI The refs too for missing this blatant penelty.

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So no flag for the Emmit Smith rule?
#Jags #Stroud #NFL

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@TaySupreme He said that Kid Rock is racist. He has a black son. How is that so hard to understand?

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No flag on the Emmit Smith rule?
#NFL

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Is @therock playing Obama in a movie or something?

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@GODZtheDon @JayThr3e You know his son is black right?

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This is the word my wife and I use to relay that we are not safe or want to get out of a situation, like talking to a miserable couple at a party.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Meatloaf is a good safe word.

It means I would do anything for love, but I won't do that...

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@acnewsitics @TMZ So you all cry like little bitches when Shane Gillis says women "dress like whores" at the gym, then turn around and refer to this woman as a whore? You're such a fucking clown.

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@FeebleTeamFan @YwiK22Q1Iu3UnST Of course he did, it was going right at him.