Erin Pearson

[Jeff @MuhNameizJeff]

Actually I don’t need gas anymore

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

me before the pandemic: I can do a full day of work and go for drinks and dinner after and then do 4 more full days of work with events and nights out on the weekend and maybe even a workout in the week

me now: if I move I will need to sleep for 14 hours to recover

[Billy Penn @billy_penn]

Definitive anatomy of the soft pretzel

[Erin Pearson @_erinepearson]

It’s Opening Day and while I may live in Cardinals and Royals territory, but you better believe I’m proudly wearing my Chase Utley jersey! I’ll always represent my home team #RingTheBell

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

this pandemic has melted my brain every human interaction feels like talking to my crush in 8th grade

[Rachel Joy Welcher @racheljwelcher]

I don't think I'll ever fully recover from the "COVID isn't that bad, it only kills old people" refrain from Christians who claim to be pro-life. Lord, help us. Help us to value all life as precious, and worthy of care and dignity.

[rachel yara @bugposting]

i would 100% die for any of my friends but i will never text them back

[Steve Edwards @SDECoxHealth]

“Her beautiful eyes were crying. She came over to me, grabbed my hands and told me something I’ll never forget. She said, ‘I’m the only one of her patients who made it out alive over the last few months.’” https://t.co/ZirPmMUAOy.

[Steve Edwards @SDECoxHealth]

I am sad to report we have had 20 more deaths this Thanksgiving Week from to Covid-19 at CoxHealth.

It's estimated that more than 50% of COVID-19 transmissions happen when people are infectious but don't have symptoms. This is why we mask, to protect others.

[Jeff Brown @Illini_Hiker]

Tired of the electoral map? Here is a map of the legality of owning a Kangaroo by state.

[Suzie Hunter ⚾️ @TheSuzieHunter]

This is never not funny

[Overheard in Philly @OverheardPhl]

That debate consumed zero but also way too many brain cells.

[Natalie Egenolf @NatalieEgenolf]

This feels like kindergarten where the whole class had to be quiet in order to go to recess and the ONE kid made a dumb noise and we all had to stay.

Only these are grown adults and our livelihoods are at stake.

[Erin Pearson @_erinepearson]

I can’t imagine how miserable that job will be and I did this for 3 months at a hospital where I got yelled at daily

[IMB Borderlands @BorderlandsTeam]

Refugee stories can be difficult, others are amazing and inspiring! Read this first installment of an ongoing series: https://t.co/hhrJac0NLe #refugeecare #missions

[Felicity @FlossAus]

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running to the bathroom/fridge/bedroom in a single ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ONNNNNN” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

[Erin Pearson @_erinepearson]

@ashley_jordan34 I think it’s allowed🤔 but I can’t imagine they’d taste good after a month 😂

[Erin Pearson @_erinepearson]

This is so accurate

[Bart Barber @bartbarber]

How to identify an SBC Disaster Relief volunteer: While everyone else is watching the weather news, they’re clearing their calendars and getting their vehicles serviced.

[Erin Pearson @_erinepearson]

It’s game day and you better believe I’m wearing that midnight green in Uganda #FlyEaglesFly