erin

did you hear about the guy who evaporated? he’ll be mist.

[Softboy @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[Ted Rutland @TedRutland]

If we are going to call the cost of public services a “loss,” then Canadian police forces lost $20 billion last year while delivering no birthday presents and also killing a lot of people.

[kimi @kimi_klementine]

me every time a goalie skates out of the crease

[bug 🍊 @bug_socks]

do u think the moon was happy to see another girl up there

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

A country that has nuclear weapons is threatening to use its nuclear weapons on the country it won’t allow to have nuclear weapons because if they had nuclear weapons they would ‘use them.’

[erin @_eringilmer]

@kevishie @FmrRepMTG Brother in Christ, are we in the 1900’s anymore or are we in an age where we are completely reliant on electricity and modern infrastructure?
You’re either rage baiting or you’re just actually not using some brain power here.

[Puppies & Positivity @Puppieslover]

a dog-eat-dog world

[diego 🇳🇱🇺🇾 @diegohead_]

- ¿Drake?
- ¿Qué?
- ¿Dónde está el cuerpo de Cristo?

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

if they would've given me adderall in middle school i would be a homeowner by now

[julia @wollerwoller]

how it feels watching the jays after six months of leafs hockey

[Galen Naidoo Harris @GalenNHarris]

Kathleen Wynne did this a decade ago. The Ford Government paused it. You've been paying more for your tickets since 2018 because of Doug Ford.

[TDot Resident @TDotResident]

Ideally the dumbest person in Ontario and the Premier of Ontario aren’t the same person

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize …half of “leadership” is just scheduling meetings about problems they created

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

sometimes you just have to have a couple drinks with the girls at your local royal candian legion

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

>Not a single mention in the Epstein files
>No blackmail

He just bombed the middle east for the love of the game

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

whenever I talk ab being depressed on here and someone tells me to take a walk and it’s feb and im in canada… bro its raining ice rn

[Club Giamatti 💫 @creamcheeselady]

sidney crosby is canada’s princess diana

[✨ evie ✨ @sillymoder_]

y'all know I'm Canada down

[Sean Bowie @Sean_B_taketwo]

I want to show that I’m Canada down, but sadly I don’t have any pictures of myself holding a door open for someone who is so far away that it ends up being super awkward.